| 00:00 - 00:03 | so we are gng into round 3 of c2c |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | joe, barry and conor have won 2 games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | evil daniel, shane have 1 win |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the nordies have lost both games |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | emmet is steaming |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about the ex brit dunk? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | surely he has went home or is stil readin his codex |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | eh dunk |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | dunks is leadin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | is winning on points scored |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has been obliterating cunts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | conor, joe, evil daniel, spear chucker mark all stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the actual fuck!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | he cant remember the simple stuff |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he only knows the basics |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how can this cunt be tabling people |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | same questions every week |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we drew him against tough opponents, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | so he'd babysit emmet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and ur telling me hes in the command seat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir he went to ulster and played |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and then we paired him on sunday agains guard player |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir we had no1 in ulster to stop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | where was babywatch Bubbles |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | doin a rescue course |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | we will never hear the end |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of this gloating,the trash talk yesterday |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | was just the start |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and just imagine how much worse it'll be now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i can only imagine him wanting people to kiss his ring, bow down to him |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and sayin he is the ultimate champion |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | he'll mock all the tournies now and have dillusions of grandur |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | who can we trust to stop him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | surely someone can step up and stop the madness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mark gsw hows he looking? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | is he even playing,? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or is he proping up the bar with emmet? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | of course hes on the whiskey, becoming a genestealer |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | is right said fred still about |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and that gavin hamilton whats he done? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | too busy doing shots n splittin the G |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry we still have Adams orks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the worst possible scenario |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | a world where dunk is king of warhammer 40k |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and is good |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | its a dark day |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we will have to move the shop and club from buncrana |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | dnt tell dunk where shanes garage is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | give him the prize |
