| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Men on the Ground have word of a disturbance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s the darts league again … |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It happened at The Wheatsheaf |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe it was a provoked attack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But can confirm it wasn’t a member of the AFC or Sean Bateman from Ponthir |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You are sure ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It wasn’t any of the Ponthir Cunts? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It was |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Exiles |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Exiles, specifically Jacob Ash |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The fluffy haired cunt |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever voted that prick back in, Remain in this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | JACOB FUCKING ASH !!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When will you ever learn? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Cunt should of never been allowed back in |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He’s a fucking liability |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I mean Jamie comes close |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But this cunt is another level |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You never know what shit he will come out with next |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He has the IQ of a fucking wet wipe ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He called Audrey & The whole team Cunts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well they are a bunch of cunts !!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He said he’s glad her dog is dead |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For fuck sake the cunt is right |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He’s right |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It’s the only time he has been |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But Fuck me, what was he thinking? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes, The Wheatsheaf is shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Wonky floor ….. The shit food |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The fire so fucking hot you can’t breathe |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And don’t get me started on the toilets ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You have to stop throwing darts to let people past to have a piss !!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did he look her in the eye? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When he called her a Cunt - Did he say it from the heart? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Was it as beautiful as I imagine? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He was right damn it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But for fuck sake, he doesn’t half make a scene !! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did any of you think to bitch slap him !? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did Joe or Carl even step in ? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Christ , even Lou could put him on his arse ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Stu was probably sending dick pics to all his girlfriends! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He sent me one last night, it’s a funny shape |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even Fez didn’t punch the cunt |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I only see one way forward for this prick |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Next week |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He plays in doubles |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He will hate every minute of it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Serves the cunt right for overreacting |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prick |
