Not Every Dog Has Its Day
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• 10/24/2025Insight into selections committee - review of round one - Doggsy
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Last week we played at that |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | absolute shit-hole |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ashfield Reserve |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | c*#t of a joint, no change rooms, pitch was fucked |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we even had to mark creases with chalk |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How’d Doggsy bowl? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nice sharp out swingers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Holth Hitler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 0-14 off 12 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 12 overs? Sounds economical |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No! 12 balls in 1 over |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the rooms except Gus, Hully, Coops and Lenny |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Gus did the hit in the nuts cause |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | delayed onset concussion? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even if they need 50 runs an over |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wouldn’t even give Dog a tennis ball! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You had 11 other options |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Telethon weekend doesn’t mean |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | it’s ‘make-a-wish’ day! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | geez, pick Patto if that desperate |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He dominates at training |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At 6.45pm, in the dark, against the women |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Takes 9 wickets each net session |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Bomber should be playing with Concorde |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | even Filthy won’t pick him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Trade him to Bassendean |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he’s invited to their Awards Night |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | wasn’t he one of their best players? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Got in their votes last round, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oppositions 3rd highest scorer! Were you tanking the game? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bringing the game into disrepute! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How will I win another Spirit of Cricket certificate |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Blamed the conditions |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Said he couldn’t grip the ball, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it was a like bar of soap, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it reminded him of the |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | boarding house showers at Wesley |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Blamed nausea, something about the drifting aroma |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and needing Magic Trees. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Reckons he’s back in form tonight |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | dominated the 4th net! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I thought yours was going down leg |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Apparently Saturday was cold |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | shoulders weren’t warmed up enough |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the same bloke |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | who wears 7 jumpers at once! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The stress is killing me, blue towel is copping a work out, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | demolishing vapes like he does Corona |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cricket Ruined My Life |
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