German social scientist finds out about his failing replications
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German finds out that his academic articles have failed replication
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy has broken our defenses |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Kyrgyzstan paper |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the 2021 migrant study |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the wolf attack paper with Clemm von Hohenberg |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have all failed replication |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything will be fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when Sabine intervenes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sabine... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sabine could not muster enough influence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sabine could not intervene |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people stay in the room: Krys, Max, Karlo, and Alexander |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sabine's intervention was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare she resist my order!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is what it has come to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Die Akademie has lied to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has lied to me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even my collaborators! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All my assistants are nothing but wicked, faithless cowards! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cannot allow you to insult those who have bled for you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nothing but cowards, traitors, and failures! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What you say is outrageous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Mannheim editors are the disgrace of the German people! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY HAVE NO HONOUR! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They spend years drinking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | cheap Dutch beer at conferences |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and going to Bergheim every night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years Die Akademie has hindered me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It has put every conceivable OBSTACLE in my way! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have done better |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...had all of them liquidated years ago, like STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have never been to Harvard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet I alone have eight top-3 publications and a PNAS! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Traitors. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FROM THE VERY BEGINNING |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED AND DECEIVED SO MUCH! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous betrayal of the German Volk! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of these traitors will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD THEY WILL PAY! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY WILL DROWN IN THEIR OWN BLOOD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please, Gerda, calm down now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My commands blow into the wind |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to restore the Reich under these circumstances |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The mission...is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you gentlement think that I'm leaving Berlin, you are seriously mistaken! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather shoot myself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you want... |
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