| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...fighting for snaps against Rico Dowdle. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Their backfield is split, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and regardless its a low scoring game. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He is barely a flex option, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but he's all we had. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But that's fine, Luke McCaffrey is starting |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With Jayden at Q he's due yards if not a touchdown. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Ricky, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Luke... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Luke McCaffrey egged us sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Only two targets the entire game. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay: Ja'marr, Rhamondre, Jaylen, and Higgins. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you MEAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Luke McCaffrey is at ZERO? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And WHERE is Michael Mayer during this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Low targets, dropped passes - |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | One catch for 10 yards! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a fucking disgrace! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Allen on a bye, Kincaid day-to-day, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and Zay Flowers also unplayable!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir you've put together the best team possible - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I want you to FIGHT goddamnit I expect you to WIN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Ricky you're asking the impossible! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You say that word to me again and I'll rip your tongue out. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was MINE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And these useless players |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | piss it all away while I slave week after week |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | research, comparisons, endless reels |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And somehow they still can't bring it together for one fucking week |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 38 points! What else does Jamarr need to do?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And yet I'll still lose |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to this retard from California who's more commie than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was second in the league last year you know. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I did it on my own - |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NO TRADES |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | yet here we are |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because the useless morons that surround me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | have worse coaches than Lonnie Teasley |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should drop you all and start from nothing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least that way it would be ME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCKING MYSELF! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We still have Darnold and the Seahawks, there's a chance |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is no light in this world. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Owen Six finally breaking his streak does not bode well |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for next week. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Flacco, I need you now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He may be our only chance to salvation. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or we pray that Allen goes off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Unless Nico tears his ACL, this week is over. |
