Ricktatorship Downfall

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00:00 - 00:03...fighting for snaps against Rico Dowdle.
00:04 - 00:05Their backfield is split,
00:05 - 00:07and regardless its a low scoring game.
00:08 - 00:12He is barely a flex option,
00:12 - 00:15but he's all we had.
00:17 - 00:19But that's fine, Luke McCaffrey is starting
00:19 - 00:21With Jayden at Q he's due yards if not a touchdown.
00:24 - 00:26Sir Ricky,
00:27 - 00:28Luke...
00:31 - 00:33Luke McCaffrey egged us sir.
00:34 - 00:36Only two targets the entire game.
00:53 - 00:58The following stay: Ja'marr, Rhamondre, Jaylen, and Higgins.
01:13 - 01:15What do you MEAN
01:15 - 01:17Luke McCaffrey is at ZERO?
01:18 - 01:23And WHERE is Michael Mayer during this?
01:25 - 01:28Low targets, dropped passes -
01:29 - 01:31One catch for 10 yards!
01:31 - 01:34This is a fucking disgrace!
01:34 - 01:37Allen on a bye, Kincaid day-to-day,
01:37 - 01:40and Zay Flowers also unplayable!?
01:40 - 01:42But Sir you've put together the best team possible -
01:42 - 01:46And I want you to FIGHT goddamnit I expect you to WIN
01:46 - 01:48Sir Ricky you're asking the impossible!
01:48 - 01:52You say that word to me again and I'll rip your tongue out.
01:53 - 01:54It was MINE!
01:56 - 01:57And these useless players
01:57 - 02:00piss it all away while I slave week after week
02:00 - 02:03research, comparisons, endless reels
02:04 - 02:08And somehow they still can't bring it together for one fucking week
02:08 - 02:1338 points! What else does Jamarr need to do??
02:14 - 02:16And yet I'll still lose
02:17 - 02:21to this retard from California who's more commie than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I was second in the league last year you know.
02:30 - 02:34And I did it on my own -
02:34 - 02:36NO TRADES
02:41 - 02:42yet here we are
02:43 - 02:47Because the useless morons that surround me
02:48 - 02:53have worse coaches than Lonnie Teasley
02:54 - 02:56I should drop you all and start from nothing.
02:56 - 02:59At least that way it would be ME
03:00 - 03:02FUCKING MYSELF!
03:04 - 03:07We still have Darnold and the Seahawks, there's a chance
03:14 - 03:16There is no light in this world.
03:19 - 03:23Owen Six finally breaking his streak does not bode well
03:25 - 03:26for next week.
03:31 - 03:33Flacco, I need you now.
03:40 - 03:46He may be our only chance to salvation.
03:46 - 03:49Or we pray that Allen goes off
03:53 - 03:56Unless Nico tears his ACL, this week is over.