| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Bird, about Cole Palmer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have news |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has gone to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For a gay piss night with Ben White |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is near Corby |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is he going with Hillsey? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To Corby? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My manager |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's out for 6 more weeks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At least |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | He was my first pick in the draft |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And now he's fucked |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can I beat Beatty?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That fucking Chelsea cunt! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck Hillsey's birthday drinks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I need more stats |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I need a new fucking player |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He was supposed to get me points |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now I'm gonna finish below Pete |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, Donyell Malen is on the free agents |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Donyell fucking Malen? You're off to the camps! |
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