| 00:00 - 00:03 | He lost by 4.81 to Priya last week. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In week 3 he lost |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to T-Mo by a lot. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Miller beat him by 1.27 in week 2. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But he beat Files by 0.95 in week 1. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He's managing the team alone, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | there's no way he can win any more. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bratsos... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bratsos added Luke as a co-manager. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Luke is in the league. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you don't have a winning record. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The co-manager rule was to let Kendall join! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Luke was not supposed to join! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who does Bratsos think he is? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Luke is MY best friend, not his. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kendall was supposed to make Files an easy matchup this year. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I need easy wins with all the rookies on my team! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every team in the league is better than mine except Jude's! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now Bratsos steals Luke from me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Commissioner, you're 2-2. You could still make the playoffs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PLAYOFFS!?! You're talking about playoffs? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Commissioner, your team is not that bad. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My team is straight up ASS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm going to be last place! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My rookies are trash, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I traded away all my 2026 draft picks. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now I can't force through rule changes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | during the offseason meeting. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't bring myself to hurt Luke like that. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Miller, Galen, and Files are different, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but Luke is too precious to me. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There's no way they'll agree to another flex spot now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or another Quarterback. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My dream of playing Caleb Williams and Justin Fields is finished. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitor! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bratsos has betrayed me by adding Luke as a co-manager. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fantasy football was supposed to replace the joy of alcohol, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | not the despair and hopelessness. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yet my team is hopeless. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My team is going to go 2-13. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Priya will make the playoffs, so Roger and Pickles still have hope. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I may as well buy a bike. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to lead under these circumstances. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The league is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to join the peleton with Luke, Bratsos, and Files. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll just get addicted to biking next. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That'll be better than fantasy football. |
