| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, both tournaments this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Were won with livescope |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They were out in the middle of the lake |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Almost every angler was using it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There were only a handful of guys fishing the banks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This Fujita guy, he has the livescope? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | On the bow? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has five |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is one on every corner of the boat |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No fish can hide from him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want the Garmin reps to stay, everyone else leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you know what you have done? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You’ve completely ruined bass fishing |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nobody wants to watch this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone staring at their screen all day |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shaking a little plastic minnow |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | on their flimsy little fairy wands |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That Randy Blaukat and his followers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | have been saying this for years now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Furher, Martin, Wheeler, and Milliken have way more followers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t give a shit about those idiots |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furher, they have a couple million more followers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They din’t know anything about fishing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All they do |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | is stare at a screen like they are playing a video game |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If you unplugged their scope they’d be lost |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They don’t know how to fish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There is no skill involved |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It’s like spotlighting deer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A buch of cheaters |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I’m over it, and I’m done with bass fishing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There is no way I will ever learn |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how to use Livescope |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It just looks like a fuzzy screen to me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Do you hear what I’m saying? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spent twenty thousand dollars on this livescope |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and I still can’t catch a fish with it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These rookies in their first elite event |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | using their livescopes, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | wipe the asses of the old school veterans like me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He just needs to watch Millikens videos |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate to say this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I think it may be time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to sell my Ranger |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’ve had a good run |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But it’s clear now that technology has passed me by |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Randy and I could learn to golf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Only Trump can save us |
