Halloween und Germany Post-Game Ep. 1
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Behind the scenes of the HuG F.C., Bobby gets down to the bottom of the team's recent struggles.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Solana: Thank you for coming I'm going to be blunt |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Every time we run 3 up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | These cherry picking fuckers take both wings and cut in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The enemy goalie deep balls it to the wide open wing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He bounces it to the other wing at the back post, who then lobs to the open top |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bobby: Zoot is our contain |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and you behind him, I'm not concerned |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Solana: Senor Bobby |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zoot... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yu: Zoot is a choke artist bro giving up 3 goals a game |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He bites on the open wing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Solana, Goalie, Yu, Zoot...go practice |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE WHITEBOARD?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The COUNTLESS, FUCKING nights of VODS & WHITEBOARD!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Goalie; says he's listening, but really he's playing other games with those SHITTER randoms |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't get me started on Rypose and Yoshi... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THESE HOES SURE AINT LOYAL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All these little girls recruited by ATLAS!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm sick and tired of him trying to pick up bitches with our club |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOU ZOOT...WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL BRO?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Zoot: BUT BRO, he's wide open and ready to strike! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bobby: I dont GIVE. A. FUCK. THIS FAKE DEFENDER BULLSHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Zoot: Senor Bobby You're Right! I'll end my career at once! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bobby: You literally came up with this shit how can you not execute it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BABIES COULD DO THIS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What does it take to have some patience |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Don't fucking tackle and sit in the fucking middle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't bite on the open wing and stop jumping for every lob like garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You keep trying to hook up with these whores on hinge and always stoning |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | During the game turn your brain gay so you can focus and keep your eye on the prize |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WANT THAT $100 FUCKING SLOCLAP PRIZE ZOOT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOU HAVE THE EASIEST JOB ON THE FUCKING FIELD- JUST STALL THEM!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even come myself to help you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What the FUCK do you want from me. I AM THE FUCKING STRIKER. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I SCORE AND YOU THROW IT |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking idiot... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU NEVER EVEN LOOK AT ME WHEN IM WIDE OPEN ON THE COUNTER RUN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AFTER ALL WE HAVE GONE OVER, DAY IN AND DAY OUT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You play the role like a fucking trash bag |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I move you up, you'll strike like a fucking trash bag |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | These bitches fill your fucking head with clout |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yoshi: Its ok, I have a team of simps for you to join |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bobby: What the fuck happened bro |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In the old days we'd score 4-5 goals a game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I used to cum... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now I barely drip, alone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sorry for yelling my brother...you know I love you |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But you've just been so retarded lately |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Come take a knife hit |