| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your next few matches seem manageable |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A lacklustre Borg in 7 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And easyPete in week 8 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your team is vastly superior to both |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I’m confident you can put paid to them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think you’re right |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I would be 5-3 after 8 weeks |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My manager |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chingy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chingy put up 193 this week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only hit 182 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone exit but Jefferson, Drake, Travis Swift and Jayden |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck just happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Chingy? What the fucking fuck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He’s got the worst record in league history! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Worse than Stephan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Worse than Pan even! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This league has no justice |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or integrity. Vermin masquerading as people |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sure 182 isn’t a record, but it should be a fucking win |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bijan put up a 38 on MNF |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut it Jefferson, you did fuck all this week! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My manager, I was on a bye |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enough excuses, I need impact from my first pick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Grow up for once |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know I fucked the draft |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Travis Hunter in the 4th |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Two shithead running backs. I know |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That’s why I need serious output in the passing game |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But your form’s been going up and down |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Like a single mum on Tyreek’s Hill |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had to hire LaPorta so you could focus on your wedding to Swifty |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Losing to Chingy is humiliating |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It cuts to my self-belief in my ability to play fantasy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A reputation I have build up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Over decades |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Over decades of this fucking game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Only to be deprived of my rightful trophies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You don’t even know |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | About my highest scoring season in history |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Before T20 scoring inflated it all |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He had Josh Allen that year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This season has not gone well |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The way I thought it would anyway |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My fucking fault |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Zero RB. A mug’s game |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps I should just start tanking this year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Seriously, it can’t get any worse |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I can have Bijan myself next year |
