| 00:00 - 00:03 | Draft night has been set |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | tomato pie, pork, pretzels, but no saurkraut again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its at the gym teachers house |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will drink deer blood to determine order |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its right down the street from Frain's place |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will the guy with the fucked up feet be there? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And the drunk that pisses in the fountain? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes and a |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | pedro |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its a mexican richard simmons |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you will have the first pick this year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think I should draft Christian McCafferty leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SAQUON WILL RUN WILD |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You must not FUCK THIS UP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN THAT PINK SHIRT AGAIN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Connor was so drunk, let him wear it. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know he is going to get hurt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or they will fuck us and not have him play in game one |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then they will put him on injured reserve for 4 weeks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then we wont see him again until week 6 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You are smarter than all of the people in that league |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then take Fucking Saquon |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There is one guy there that fingers dogs butt holes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And he probably sniffs them too |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | same shit every year |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | remember that one asshole |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He only picked top left and won the league |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then Glassy got loaded and picked 5 tight ends |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Todd steps in shit every year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He drafted McCaffertys back up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND HE HAS SAQUON BARKLEY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He couldnt take the ravens kicker so he took the cowboys kicker |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At the very least we could have taken |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Taylors Swifts boyfriend and who cares if he sucks this year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | at least we would have some points |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Saks drafted that midget quarterback |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and we took the guy who is going to die from too many concussions |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | along with a bunch of other shit dicks who never play |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and now they are going to send me memes and jokes about christian |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | along with bullshit trade offers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can just jam it up their asses |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Glassy won't hit on you anymore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How is that Trump guy doing now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I imagine he might have his one and only win |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or two |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Pennsylvania Puke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Brian probably has all cowboys because he is a broke back mountain fan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope the GM has the balls to penalize anyone that starts cowboys |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go fuck yourself |
