office fun
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office fun is a video about how fun the office is and stuff like that
00:00 - 00:03 | With the passing of the new bill |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have now created |
00:05 - 00:07 | 8 new exempt positions in the office. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We will now be able to get rid of everyone in performance |
00:12 - 00:15 | and almost everyone in investigative. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Great to hear. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Demietric was the first step. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Woodcox |
00:27 - 00:28 | Demietric |
00:31 - 00:33 | Demietric appealed the ruling. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He remains non-exempt. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not interested in the success and mission of this agency. Leave. Now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How did he escape? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The lawyers said this would work! |
01:18 - 01:23 | They said the method was flawless and bulletproof! |
01:25 - 01:28 | This is yet another setback. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Dave is going to kill me! |
01:31 - 01:34 | First the hybrid schedule mishap |
01:34 - 01:37 | and now this bullshit! |
01:37 - 01:40 | One step forward and 2 back! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the dashboards are very popula- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Right there! No one cares about the dashboards. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir. RR has worked very hard on them. |
01:48 - 01:52 | R.R. doesn't know it's ass from a hole in the ground |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'm so fucked. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Once Dave sees Demietric is |
01:57 - 02:00 | still here, he's gonna shit a brick. |
02:00 - 02:03 | He'll fire me in a heartbeat |
02:04 - 02:08 | Then blue monster will roast me on twitter |
02:08 - 02:13 | and make fun of my weiner size. And the whole office will see. |
02:14 - 02:16 | They'll call me "Smallcox" |
02:17 - 02:21 | It'll be middle school all over again. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I have a law degree. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am respected. I should be respected. |
02:34 - 02:36 | My position respected. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I am not SmallCox |
02:43 - 02:47 | 4 inches is only slightly under the national average. |
02:48 - 02:53 | If that's small, maybe your opening is too big! |
02:54 - 02:56 | They laugh and laugh. |
02:56 - 02:59 | They say "oh smallcox doesn't have feelings" |
03:00 - 03:02 | But I do have feelings. I do! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Ms. Judy made cookies |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I shouldn't have done this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I know nothing about this office. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I should resign. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Before I get fired anyway. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But you know the old saying still rings true. |
03:46 - 03:49 | "The view is always better |
03:53 - 03:56 | from the cuck chair" |
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