Culvert Downfall
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• 8/22/2025Guild Junior reviews weekly culvert scores. Who will be this week's victims?
00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the weekly Culvert scores |
00:04 - 00:05 | In summary, most meet reqs- |
00:05 - 00:07 | however, a few are short. |
00:08 - 00:12 | we are about 120 mins from weekly reset |
00:12 - 00:15 | what should we do about them, sir? |
00:17 - 00:19 | So you're saying, |
00:19 - 00:21 | we might not make Rank 1? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Stattyk, |
00:27 - 00:28 | We think, |
00:31 - 00:33 | We think there should be some leniency |
00:34 - 00:36 | our guild mates are trying their best. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you with 90k, 95k, 100k, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the f**k do you mean leniency?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I spend f**king 5 hours weekly |
01:18 - 01:23 | trying to push my Phantom to the limit |
01:25 - 01:28 | "I'm doing my best" |
01:29 - 01:31 | F**king bullsh*t! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Try maining my f**king class. |
01:34 - 01:37 | we've been at the bottom for years |
01:37 - 01:40 | "Give them a chance?" |
01:40 - 01:42 | Stattyk, you should really reconsider- |
01:42 - 01:46 | who the f**k do you think you're talking to |
01:46 - 01:48 | Please, just this one time- |
01:48 - 01:52 | You try swapping to Phantom and run culvert! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Every week! |
01:56 - 01:57 | "I'll do better next week" |
01:57 - 02:00 | Why can't we ever have a week without |
02:00 - 02:03 | culling half our guild members? |
02:04 - 02:08 | we continue to recruit players |
02:08 - 02:13 | who don't even know their culvert rotations |
02:14 - 02:16 | I pray for one week with no sandbaggers |
02:17 - 02:21 | Kick those motherf**kers under 90k |
02:27 - 02:29 | How is the Twin's recruitment going? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was hoping we'd get a few luckerdogs |
02:34 - 02:36 | but all we find are hatewatchers! |
02:41 - 02:42 | My days are numbered- |
02:43 - 02:47 | Raise the reqs once again, make that 105k! |
02:48 - 02:53 | As for future protocol with low scorers- |
02:54 - 02:56 | kick and blacklist them forever. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And for god's sake, stop waiting last minute |
03:00 - 03:02 | to run your god damn culverts! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Joe, you'll hit 110k soon. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I used to main Night Lord. |
03:19 - 03:23 | "Job change to Phantom". |
03:25 - 03:26 | Look at me now. |
03:31 - 03:33 | 2 minute changes are coming. |
03:40 - 03:46 | You'll see what I'm really made of. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll gap all you motherf**kers. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare the smegas. |
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