| 00:00 - 00:03 | Listed houses have sold |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here, here and here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And your is located here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has not yet sold |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we do not even have an offer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is a perfect house |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it will sell, you'll see. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meg... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Realtor says |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the price is too high. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it won't sell. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except family. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I lower the price by $1000! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A THOUSAND DOLLARS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wrote the description for the listing |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "bones of an ancient ship" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not some illiterate Realtor shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or written by fucking AI. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And it doesn't sell! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meg, come down on the price. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I HAVE COME DOWN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It still isn't selling. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're as bad as the Realtors. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JUST AS BAD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The house is one of a kind |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the garden alone is worth the price |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | let alone the house. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many times do I have to tell you? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am not budging on price |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | no matter how many times you ask. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well make this an AirBnB! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have put my heart into this house, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my heart! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And you can't sell it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You have shown it 100 times |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and we have staged it 200! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And for what? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nothing but lowball offers. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could have listed it myself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and saved myself the hassle! FSBO! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | "It's ok, Meg does this." -Terry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least spring is coming |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and the eggplant never disappoints. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The roses... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe some squash... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then you'll sell it before I can pick... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Morons. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have burned it for the insurance. |
