Meg Reacts

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Meg Reacts To Her House Not Selling In Chico. Subtitled from the original.

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00:00 - 00:03Listed houses have sold
00:04 - 00:05here, here and here.
00:05 - 00:07And your is located here.
00:08 - 00:12It has not yet sold
00:12 - 00:15and we do not even have an offer.
00:17 - 00:19It is a perfect house
00:19 - 00:21it will sell, you'll see.
00:24 - 00:26Meg...
00:27 - 00:28The Realtor says
00:31 - 00:33the price is too high.
00:34 - 00:36and it won't sell.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except family.
01:13 - 01:15I lower the price by $1000!
01:15 - 01:17A THOUSAND DOLLARS!
01:18 - 01:23I wrote the description for the listing
01:25 - 01:28"bones of an ancient ship"
01:29 - 01:31...
01:31 - 01:34Not some illiterate Realtor shit
01:34 - 01:37Or written by fucking AI.
01:37 - 01:40And it doesn't sell!
01:40 - 01:42Meg, come down on the price.
01:42 - 01:46I HAVE COME DOWN!
01:46 - 01:48It still isn't selling.
01:48 - 01:52You're as bad as the Realtors.
01:53 - 01:54JUST AS BAD!
01:56 - 01:57The house is one of a kind
01:57 - 02:00the garden alone is worth the price
02:00 - 02:03let alone the house.
02:04 - 02:08How many times do I have to tell you?
02:08 - 02:13I am not budging on price
02:14 - 02:16no matter how many times you ask.
02:17 - 02:21I might as well make this an AirBnB!
02:27 - 02:29I have put my heart into this house,
02:30 - 02:34my heart!
02:34 - 02:36And you can't sell it.
02:41 - 02:42You have shown it 100 times
02:43 - 02:47and we have staged it 200!
02:48 - 02:53And for what?
02:54 - 02:56Nothing but lowball offers.
02:56 - 02:59I could have listed it myself
03:00 - 03:02and saved myself the hassle! FSBO!
03:04 - 03:07"It's ok, Meg does this." -Terry
03:14 - 03:16At least spring is coming
03:19 - 03:23and the eggplant never disappoints.
03:25 - 03:26The roses...
03:31 - 03:33Maybe some squash...
03:40 - 03:46Then you'll sell it before I can pick...
03:46 - 03:49Morons.
03:53 - 03:56I should have burned it for the insurance.