| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have successfully ended |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Iran nuclear |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | enrichment program |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and in Ukraine, Zelensky |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | has missiles ready to hit Moscow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wunderbar! We must be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | riding high in the polls? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Donald |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | MAGA supporters |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are pissed off about your Epstein cover up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they say you are protecting wealthy pedos |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all past MAGA supporters, traitors and creeps get out of my sight |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fcuk is goin on???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have sealed the fcking border |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I delivered the Big Beautiful Bill |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I stopped a war between India and Pakistan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I convinced Coke to use cane sugar |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even got my photo taken with the Chelsea football team |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Biden would have wandered off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and asked the mascot where he was |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Donald, the Chelsea team edited you out of the photo |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll edit you out in a minute buddy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Donald we are all MAGA here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MAGA, Shmagga !!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Your are all past MAGA supporters |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | weak gutless cowards |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who can't take the heat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | simply because Bondi lost the Epstein list |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that dumb bitch had one simple job |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | go through the files removing me and my friends |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then produce a sanitised list |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | full of left wing vermin like Comey, Schiff, the Biden family and Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | how fricking hard would that be? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | take one set of names out and put in some new ones |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even Joe Biden could do it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we have the entire MAGA base turning against us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | believing the same Democrat propaganda |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that cost me the 2020 rigged election |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Netanyahu promised me a Nobel Peace prize |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for my role in slow walking the Iran peace talks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while Israel hit Iran with a pre-emptive strike |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Tulsi, we all believed he was the peace president |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm surrounded by past MAGA sellouts and snivelling Panicans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Only a few of my supporters are still with me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Catturd and Charlie Kirk are still on my side |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ben Shapiro is singing my praises |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | even that weirdo Stephen King is on my side |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | where did I go wrong? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why did Elon throw me under the bus? |
