| 00:00 - 00:03 | 3rd July 2025. That's it. DM Day |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | See they're all going 1 way |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Michael, Cathal, Brenda, Kate & Aidan, and the general himself.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2 cars we think |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Pearse, Mary and James coming this way |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck's sake. you'd think they'd come on the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 1 plane, Rory too? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rory |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rory is not coming |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Micky is organising it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sweet Mother of God, stay if you think that clown could organise to bless himeself |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Disasterous Fxxking Micky! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I suppose James is coming too. He promised me a tank |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Phoned me... asked ,me, what fucking colour did I want it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I mean .. its a tank.. paint it green..Jesus |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | just make it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cathal too... retired from doing what? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who is going to scratch his arse now? Them 2 Drumragh dimwits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Niall and Connor , Or Regina!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He worked hard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He filled in John Skelton's VAT for 20 years for christ's sake! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The sign said do not tuoch! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And Mary.. and Aine..Seana and that DUP supporting |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | gobshite Ryan! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Aine! There won't be wine |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | left in the country after she's finsihed. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Jesus H Christ |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Pearse.. Pearse..he'll probably try and do up my |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | house and rent it out to someone from Kesh, just let a fucking trades man |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | do something for a change...not Shane Fucking McSwiggan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Seamus is coming too... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | he'lll probably do another |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | bloody reeanctment, i'll be tripping over more bits of rusty crap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Paddy Montague will be reading shite out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Brenda and Phil too |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | she'll be getting into every puddle she fucking sees |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | morning dip my hole... ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well that's that.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we might as well give up now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the fucking Gormleys! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry I know you like Aidan.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And Catherine and Paul, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | another holiday for them.. how do they do it? I couldn't anyway.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I dunno.. maybe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we'll cut an hour's turf, make them sweat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | spreading, footing, rickling and bring the hoors home on the back of an Easyjet. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | plane... just in case they might stop for a minute.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help poor Sean and Josephine... |
