| 00:00 - 00:03 | This idiot Spring thinks he can win a 4v1 navy battle |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We cannot lose against ashikaggers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We rape their retards at Awa |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | By then we can send our army to Kishiwada |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Tsu will finally make Ashikaga leave the genre |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want to see Ashikaga dead |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Send in our Kaiyo, kankos, and chiyodogata |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Shogun Lord Todo Takayuki |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our navy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their one Kaiten sank all our ships |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their new recruits beat us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Danger Drone, Warden, Falcon, Yeetus, and Wifty |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN ONE SHIP BEAT FOUR? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEIR SHIP STILL HAD 2.1K HEALTH LEFT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE LAST NAVAL BATTLE WE WON ON A LOOPHOLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AM I SPEAKING FUCKING JAPANESE? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU SHOULD HAVE REPORTED ASHIKAGA TO MEATY AGAIN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOPHOLE WIN AGAIN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU FUCKING NAGAS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Shogun, even the Emperor thought they would lose |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OUR CAPITAL IS WIDE FUCKING OPEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Shogun their aim was too good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're a shallow image of that naga Tora's navy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALL OF YOU ARE FAILURES |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm not on for one event |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I volunteered for my hs band |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I COULDN'T EVEN RECRUIT THEM INTO TSU |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE HAD OUR ENTIRE FUCKING FLEET SINK |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW THEY CAN BLOCKADE OUR PORTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE COULD HAVE KILLED THEIR ENTIRE ARMY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SHOULD HAVE BRIBED MEATY TO REMOVE ASHIKAGA FROM THE GENRE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You guys are so retarded |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking fumbling a 4v2 battle where they used one ship |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | DO I NEED THE MODS TO AUTO WIN FOR US? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't keep paying them off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE ASHIKAGGERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE JUST BEAT THEIR ONE LEVY INFANTRY UNIT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those fucks didn't even show up for that battle |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HATE FIGHTING THESE ASIAN FUCKS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IM 13 HOURS BEHIND THEM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Meaty you can ban friv |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They're making their dumbass premoves as we speak |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have gotten six to fix the naval tech |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even Ezo was laughing at us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shonai was a better shogun than me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kadoxu please send us more Koku |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or I'm going to leave the genre |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're cooked |
