Hitler fails the Extended Essay
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Hitler is disappointed with his EE results. He is not happy with his school or the IB.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we had a delivery this morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the mail arrived |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | via our depot south of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | On the orders of General Keitel we opened the mail, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we discovered it was your EE results. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get the Champagne |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and we can all celebrate my achievements. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The IB .. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The IB awarded you an E. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You scored 1 out of 30 and did not pass. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | KIS, SJA, and BHA students leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | An E grade! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is it possible my essay got an E? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My essay was 10,000 words, I used Goering's referencing system, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and included numerous references from Mein Kampf. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can they punish me for excellence. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should send the SS to visit the IB. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I mailed them several times about my ideas, but they never replied. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | So, I did what I thought was best. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I warned you about not following the IB rules. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rules! I followed all the rules Mr. Matthews told me. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you were 6,000 words over the word limit! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 6,000 words! The IB should reward students like me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I studied the EE for 6 months. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I even missed Squid Game 2, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so that I could concentrate on the EE. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And, I went to my Hagwon teacher 3 nights a week |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even did extra research at Jeju University Library, and missed Tower Aid meetings. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should have known, that once my EE was being sent to the International School of Moscow, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that the IB would screw me over. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I spent 200 hours on my EE only for my examiner to be Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew I should have studied AP |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and gone to KIS or SJA, but I wanted to do IB! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to challenge myself. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why did I write on Eugenics (race Biology)? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have just written on History and the First World War, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then I could have written on how the Jews and communists stabbed Germany in the back! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And how Germany was not to blame for the start of the war. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How it was Russia that mobilised first |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the Germans were forced to go to war. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, he can retake in November! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All the other IB students will be celebrating |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But, I suppose it does not matter that I got an E. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will still get my diploma. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can still go to the graduation. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cancel the champagne, and the gift I was going to give my Biology teacher, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and put the army on alert. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's invade Russia. |