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Hilarious Video about some guy and his presentation. This is, very, very funny.

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00:00 - 00:03The presentation will be 20 minutes long
00:04 - 00:05A mix of valuation
00:05 - 00:07and factors like ESG and management
00:08 - 00:12we have secured all the numbers for the DCF and our models
00:12 - 00:15the presentation shall be thursday
00:17 - 00:19Michael has submitted it
00:19 - 00:21Ali worked on the powerpoint last minute
00:24 - 00:26Mr director...
00:27 - 00:28Alasdair
00:31 - 00:33Ali never submitted it last night
00:34 - 00:36the team agreed that it sucked
00:53 - 00:58Everybody leave except Warburton, Orr, Djauhari and Tanmay.
01:13 - 01:15THAT WAS AN ORDER!
01:15 - 01:17I ORDERED YOU TO SUBMIT IT AT ONCE
01:18 - 01:23AFTER ALL OF MY VALUATION... I LEAVE YOU ONE SIMPLE TASK
01:25 - 01:28I FEEL A GREAT INJUSTICE
01:29 - 01:31YOU BETRAYED YOUR BEST MEMBER
01:31 - 01:34I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU WITH THIS
01:34 - 01:37YOU CALL YOURSELF BANKERS BUT FAIL IN EVERY WAY
01:37 - 01:40GO BACK TO MCDONALDS AND GET A JOB THERE
01:40 - 01:42My director! You cannot say that we
01:42 - 01:46PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG BRO AND HAND ME MY BIG MAC
01:46 - 01:48My director... I have 21 experiences on linkedin..
01:48 - 01:52AN ONLINE INTERNSHIP DOES NOT COUNT AS REAL EXPERIENCE
01:53 - 01:54FUCKK!
01:56 - 01:57WE COULD HAVE MADE FINALS
01:57 - 02:00NO OTHER GROUPS HAD MY KNOWLEDGE
02:00 - 02:03THEIR PRESENTATIONS WOULD HAVE BEEN GARBAGE
02:04 - 02:08ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS PRESS SUBMIT, YOU ARE ALL TRAITORS
02:08 - 02:13YOU HAVE LOST MY RESPECT, MY INTERNSHIP AND MY GLORIOUS $1500
02:14 - 02:16I AM THE GEOLOGIST
02:17 - 02:21I VALUED ALL OF OUR MINES.. INDEPENDENTLY
02:27 - 02:29Fuck... that took so long...
02:30 - 02:34But I could have won this for us... all by myself!
02:34 - 02:36I would be the pride of the business school!
02:41 - 02:42Far out!
02:43 - 02:47I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. I AM THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE BUSINESS SCHOOL
02:48 - 02:53AND EVEN YOU ALI... YOU GAVE ME NOTHING BUT CHATGPT ESGS
02:54 - 02:56Warburton's dad calls our work "dogshit"!
02:56 - 02:59The only thing that is dogshit is your betrayal!
03:00 - 03:02After all my heavy lifting, I am left with nothing!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay ellen, Alasdair was mid anyway
03:14 - 03:16But if you think this will keep me from presenting
03:19 - 03:23...Then you are terribly mistaken
03:25 - 03:26We must present anyway.
03:31 - 03:33the war... is not over
03:40 - 03:46and if you do not show up... I will hunt you down in all of your classes
03:46 - 03:49you will rue this day!
03:53 - 03:56do what you want.