Hitler rants about not getting a text

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Hitler rants and raves because he is worried he is being ghosted

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00:00 - 00:03Arrangements are being made
00:04 - 00:05for your catchup with Miss Parker
00:05 - 00:07Maybe putt putt here
00:08 - 00:12A footy game here or
00:12 - 00:15A quick drink here
00:17 - 00:19How long since I got
00:19 - 00:21a text from Bry?
00:24 - 00:26I'm not sure...
00:27 - 00:28What I mean is...
00:31 - 00:33It has been almost two months
00:34 - 00:36since we heard from Bry
00:53 - 00:58Anybody who has heard from Bry in the last three days, please leave
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck do you mean two months
01:15 - 01:17How hard is it to send a text
01:18 - 01:23I sent her texts when I was conquering Europe
01:25 - 01:28And they were funny and charming
01:29 - 01:31And she can't be bothered to get in touch
01:31 - 01:34This is what I get for being a nice guy
01:34 - 01:37I wont make that mistake again
01:37 - 01:40What a waste of my best material
01:40 - 01:42Maybe she has been busy
01:42 - 01:46Busy be fucked - how long does it take to send a text
01:46 - 01:48Ummm - about 10 minutes
01:48 - 01:52Bullshit 10 minutes - 10 seconds maybe
01:53 - 01:54Who can't find 10 seconds
01:56 - 01:57Now I wait by the phone
01:57 - 02:00Watching for those three fucking dots
02:00 - 02:03Hoping for a little morsel
02:04 - 02:08Like a little schoolboy
02:08 - 02:13Aren't I interesting?? And fun??
02:14 - 02:16Other people can send me a text
02:17 - 02:21I even got a funny meme from Stalin
02:27 - 02:29I try my best to be low maintenance
02:30 - 02:34To not be a burden to my friends
02:34 - 02:36Is it too much to hope for a little
02:41 - 02:42contact from time to time
02:43 - 02:47I have baked cookies, and given calendars
02:48 - 02:53And suggested fun things to do
02:54 - 02:56and I get told to
02:56 - 02:59talk to the hand
03:00 - 03:02Well fuck that for a box of chocolate soldiers
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'm sure he likes your texts
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I shouldn't be so needy
03:19 - 03:23I know she has lots of cool things to do
03:25 - 03:26And I am an old man
03:31 - 03:33Apologies for my outburst
03:40 - 03:46I have been under a lot of stress lately
03:46 - 03:49And my podcast hasn't taken off how I had hoped
03:53 - 03:56But really, I just miss my good friend