Hitler rants about not getting a text
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Hitler rants and raves because he is worried he is being ghosted
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Arrangements are being made |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for your catchup with Miss Parker |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Maybe putt putt here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A footy game here or |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A quick drink here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How long since I got |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a text from Bry? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm not sure... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | What I mean is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It has been almost two months |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | since we heard from Bry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who has heard from Bry in the last three days, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean two months |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How hard is it to send a text |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I sent her texts when I was conquering Europe |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And they were funny and charming |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And she can't be bothered to get in touch |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is what I get for being a nice guy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I wont make that mistake again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What a waste of my best material |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe she has been busy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Busy be fucked - how long does it take to send a text |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ummm - about 10 minutes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit 10 minutes - 10 seconds maybe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who can't find 10 seconds |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I wait by the phone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Watching for those three fucking dots |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hoping for a little morsel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Like a little schoolboy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Aren't I interesting?? And fun?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Other people can send me a text |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even got a funny meme from Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I try my best to be low maintenance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To not be a burden to my friends |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is it too much to hope for a little |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | contact from time to time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have baked cookies, and given calendars |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And suggested fun things to do |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I get told to |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | talk to the hand |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well fuck that for a box of chocolate soldiers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure he likes your texts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I shouldn't be so needy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know she has lots of cool things to do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I am an old man |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Apologies for my outburst |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have been under a lot of stress lately |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And my podcast hasn't taken off how I had hoped |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But really, I just miss my good friend |