Ass Pulls Vael.
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GM Assas fucks up the Pull of Vael on DMF week, then looks back after the pull to review where things might have gone wrong...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Is everyone ready for the pull? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ass will main tank. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Naeko on backup. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have DMF left over, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Timer is running and pull in 10. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've got threat, DW on first GCD |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | then sunder and pump. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ass |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your buffs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It appears you haven't unbooned, you have no buffs... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The melee are pulling threat with DMF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need all the melee who lost buffs to fuck off while i review the pull. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't one of you fuckers remind me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent all week preparing for this. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now Aes will link Thunderfury and flame the shit out of me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I saw Barnes in top 10 dps! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Tear doesn't even exist for him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We had to get pugs in for 40, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now they'll go back to their guilds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and say the RL griefed the raid! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You did say we could rip you once you got TF... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TF doesn't make up for world buffs! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it's orange! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stick your orange up your ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now i need prio on more loot! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We all know melee can't hold back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Once they think they can pump |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they just fucking pump |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | without having a threat meter installed! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can't expect these apes to think for themselves on the fly |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have to do it for them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | By the time i realised, they had already pulled Vael to face them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't think any used LIP. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Trash will go shit now, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So much for my 99 parses. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You know this is |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all i look forward to each weekend, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now we fucked it i'll have to spent all week dreading |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | next raid, where we'll probably get |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fucking druid tier gear |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or nothing but shit caster loot! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Barnes, you might get loot next reset. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You wait until personal-improvements. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll find something for every raider to improve |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So they forget this. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Some prick will give me grief this week, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Probably making a downfall video, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thinking he's a right clever cunt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm joining Monkey Squad. |