Cricket Club Drinks Board Meeting
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9/12/2026Medical chaos, savage jokes and a very unhinged bunker rant.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just reviewed Foxy's medical records |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've traced the problem back to his youth |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He had meningitis. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He ended up in intensive care... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...but somehow the little bastard survived. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, that's disappointing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So anything else? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He had meningitis again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A second fucking time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's never liked Foxy, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HE HAD MENINGITIS TWICE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TWICE AND HE DIDN'T DIE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then they scanned his brain and found a blockage at the front! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And that was just the fucking beginning! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Then he had a hernia! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then they reconstructed his ACL! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then they extended his bloody wrist! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the hell was left of him?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chairman, there's more... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MORE?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, MORE?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He survived prostate cancer. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SO THEY TOOK HIS FUCKING PROSTATE OUT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Unbelievable! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And then what? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A FUCKING KNEE REPLACEMENT! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OUR FUCKING TAXES PAID FOR ALL THIS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's like Trigger's fucking broom! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every time something breaks, they replace another bloody part! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW DO WE FINISH THIS BASTARD OFF?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE FUCKER IS STILL FUNNIER AND MORE HANDSOME THAN ALL OF US! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His jokes are so funny! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But he's still so bloody clever? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With THAT brain?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My God... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Imagine how clever the bastard would be... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IF HE HAD A WHOLE FUCKING BRAIN! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He'd be a genius! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | His songs are fucking brilliant! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Taking the piss out of us all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jo. They'll find a way to kill the cunt! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But don't worry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll have the last laugh |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We've known for almost a year now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The cunt's got Parkinson's. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's see who's shaking with laughter now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least the cocky little fucker |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | will die before we do! |