| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have a few things for Social to report |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On Saturday we have the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Anything is Paulsible 5k with APO |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Crowchella at the Attic from 2 to 5 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and some brothers are going to the Sigma date party later |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the people at Plank Bar? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I heard they were talking about me? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jackson... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Florek... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Florek says you're doing the Lord's work dating Izzy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Lenna is with him and Romano at Plank Bar |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Lou, Hartjes, Dylan, and Jones, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT I'M "DOING THE LORD'S WORK"? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHERE DOES HE GET OFF SAYING THAT? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THAT RETARD ROMANO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK THIS STUPID CHAPTER |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY'VE BEEN AGAINST ME THE WHOLE TIME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | JONES WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude, I'm just playing paddles |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU STINKY FUCKING FATASS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dude chill out, you're crashing out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'M GOING TO TELL OSAGL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I DON'T CARE IF ITS FALSE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'LL SAY YOU HAZED THE PLEDGES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'LL LEAK THE DISCORD |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HOPE THIS CHAPTER GETS KICKED OFF CAMPUS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NO ONE HAS EVER RESPECTED MY AUTHORITY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'LL SINK THIS WHOLE CHAPTER WITH ME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'LL REALLY DO IT THIS TIME |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How fucking dare they act like this in my house |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is my fucking house |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Florek, man |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That poor squirrel hunting piece of shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What kind of fucking loser hunts squirrels anyway? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking pathetic piece of shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's never respected me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Redneck trash piece of shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it's gonna be ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm done with this chapter |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I tried to save it from the bad brothers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You assholes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm leaving |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm spending the rest of the semester in a hotel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This is your problem now, have fun |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm done. |
