| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ohio State plays Michigan at home this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a $20 millon roster including |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Emeka Egbuka and Jeremiah Smith. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Will Howard has been great and we've rushed for over 2000 yards. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our defense is elite. Michigan is rebuilding. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we're locked |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | into the B1G title game? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Well you see... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Michigan won 13-10... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name isn't Ryan Day, Chip Kelly, Jim Knowles, or Will Howard, GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE LOST 13-10?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We gave you THE 5-Star Roster of the year! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $20 Million my ass... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | MICHIGAN IS 6-5! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We are #2 in the country! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We made Penn State look like Kent State! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Made Curt Cignetti fart confetti! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir our kicker missed two chip shots. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 6 points?! We were supposed to hang 100! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, Michigan's defense is good.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They have no secondary! We were in the red zone TWICE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Couldn't score more than one TD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What do I pay you for!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To throw two interceptions!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To give Michigan prime field position!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | To throw to Jeremiah only 5 times!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To get two interceptions and only score 3 points!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They fed us our own nuts and we swallowed! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Chip Kelly called a worse game than James Franklin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Michigan lost to Washington and USC... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and we can't even score two TDs?! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you want to keep your jobs? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then when they celebrate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this disgrace of a loss, you fight them!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Harder than you did for 60 minutes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | on our HOME field!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Buckeyes? More like Fuckeyes. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They skull fucked us! Made us look like Alabama! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | (and Ole Miss, Miami, and Colorado) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now we have to play a real team in the playoffs. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And give Penn State the easiest road to the semis. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We win 10+ games every year |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but can't beat Michigan.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We won't even be favored to win the CFP now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we shouldn't be... |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | The entitled fans are right. You're all fired... |
