| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Leader, our scouts have returned with the results. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ICE raids are happening in Portland, DC, and Chicago. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not quite 3000 a day but Trump's trying. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Trump will soon deport 20 million immigrants. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Especially when you factor in Los Angeles. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not worried. Stephen Miller will straighten it out. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The government's still open. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The problem... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's a little problem with that, sir... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trump shut down the government. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except those who voted for Trump and that Appalachian asshole. Vance. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That stupid CUNT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That means we lost our food stamps! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck am I supposed to feed the 11th Panzer Division now, my dick and one testicle?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stephen Miller was our last hope... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...to make this country white again! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What was that bloated orangutan thinking? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You couldn't wake him up if you shoved white phosphorus up his fat, pasty ass. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Stephen Miller should be running this fucking government. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people are saying he already is! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why's Trump's orange puss in every office of the Reichstag?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Miller IS running the government... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what am I supposed to do, write a strongly-worded letter like Schumer? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Yeah, THAT'LL work! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Jesus Christ, you peckerheads! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Vote for Trump", you said. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Everything's better with Trump," you said. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yeah, how's that working out, you fucking morons? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Wake me up when Germany is fucking great again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who CARES if Stephen Miller looks like Grant Amato?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What the fuck are we supposed to do, crawl to Stalin for help? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Aren't you sick of this bunker? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With the government shut down, how will we qualify for Section 8? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Let's think about this for a minute, geniuses. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Christ on a rubber crutch... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We Nazis are supposed to be great at organization, discipline, right? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Trump can't even fire federal workers without having to immediately rehire them. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking A, who needs people to maintain our nuclear arsenal? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But, hey, let's be slap-happy about his Walmart-sized ballroom! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's barely big enough to fit his bloated ass! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sorry, dear, you're not rich enough to get into the ballroom to bribe Trump. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But, yeah, the SS will keep working for free. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure they'll accept IOUs. Or if I promise to pay them in US dollars. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And just think... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Stalin's killing everyone in the USSR and even HIS government is open. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I kill myself, don't let that autistic cocksucker Musk take my body. He’ll charge for tickets. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You KNOW Republicans will pay and pose for selfies with me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm shitting into a concrete hole but hooray for his marble toilet. |
