| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we asses that the students will pass |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | through Enochdhu |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at 1600hrs and will stop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for some tuna and tomato puree wraps, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | wherever they fucking want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do they still have kit? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Do they need anything, else? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leigh… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zak… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Zak put his new boots in the fire. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing left of them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Non players of What, Where, Which, When. Get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SOMEONE OUTSIDE BETTER BE GETTING THE KIDS TRIVIAL PURSUIT CARDS READY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHO THE FUCK LIKES GEOGRAPHY ANYWAY? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ITS NOT EVEN A REAL SCIENCE. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ARGUING ABOUT THE SHADE OF A DESERT… |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHO GIVES A FUCK. ITS ALL SAND. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ITS ALL HOT AND SHIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Deserts aren’t just hot. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEX! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leigh. You’ve forgotten about walkers. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCKETY FUCK FUCK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GO ON THEN. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT DO THEY WANT? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 1 SHELF OF RAB GLOVES? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A PORCELAIN FUCKING PLATE? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHERE THE FUCK IS JAY AND TWO DADS? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IF THEY’VE WENT FOR ANOTHER PEDICURE ON THE SCHOOL CARD, I’LL CHIN THEM. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | PENCIL DICK FUCKS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | GETTING NAKED RUBS WHEN HE SHOULD BE MAKING INSTAGRAM VIDEOS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The girls capsizing. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What a fucking joke. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Grab on to your best |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and swim. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IZZY’s GOT NO SOCKS LEFT AND IV’E BEEN COLD ALL DAY. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THE 15s CAKE IS AN IRISH PHENOMENA. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | One of theses days, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ireland will be united AGAIN! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NORTH SOUTH, IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | When you stop crying, can I borrow your trangia? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | While I’m at it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone in here stole a fleece from the van. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A blue one. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was meant for the kids. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ve ordered tickets to Belinda Carlisle next year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Anyone want to come? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cunts. |
