Epic Homes
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Epic Homes founder gets briefed on leaky homes by Shawn, Ryan cole and bryan
| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and Crest sales have halted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But Haven is on track |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we've snuck in drainage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | though some Crest homeowners have noticed and called us out. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | On our drainage improvements |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will drop prices |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To improve sales |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...we have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Already... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have already dropped prices |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it's had no effect |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Cole, Shawn, Ryan, and Bryan get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You literally had one job! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Build a house that isn't a fucking sponge! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can a motherfucker just retire!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Epic Homes Do Not Buy"!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You imbeciles have fucked it all up! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We won't be able to sell a tin shack |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When this is all done! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we tried vent holes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking vent holes!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they talked on whatsapp |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what did you do? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | community update? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's too late |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A man named Drinkwater? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I swear to God this company is staffed by idiots |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Look at this IFC! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You couldn't even follow a simple plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What is the fucking point then? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's my fault |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cole is not ready for this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Should have just left him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | With the horses. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck was I thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A fucking degree and no experience |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And fucking Shawn |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is there a bigger moron among you? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | fucking clown. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Alex, answer your emails |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They're getting lawyers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The horses are glue |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to have |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To leave the fucking country |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck all of you. |
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