| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the MSK reg walks into my bay |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | says something about being the only MSK reg around |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and that he been reporting a pretty complex hip MRI |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And was wondering if he could read out with me |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I was like:.... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | You wanna do what?! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | . |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | My man, you want to do what? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | . |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I said "sure mate pop around in 10 minutes and we can go through it" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We can hold each while we go through coz we boiz |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | . |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | . |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Meanwhile what he didn't know was that I already started the Porsche up |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | My rounds of Golf at Clearwater |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | are not going to play themselves |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | . |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | . |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I was like damnn, young homie must not know |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | that big C don't roll like that |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | . |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I nearly said to the poor bugger |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Mate, just log off the ol' InteleViewer and head to the PEG |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Pour yourself a pint |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and just let one of the FFS lads pick it up |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and BOOM all sorted. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Easy as Larry |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | This lad look at me when I said that |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and said with a straight face |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "But I need this for the sake of my learning so that |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I can become a better registrar" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | . |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | . |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "I want to be a good registrar, so |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | that I can help our patients" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | . |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes he said that. Bless his heart. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Never have I heard that |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | in the NHS. Never. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | . |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Mark: So you finally decide to take a page out of my book |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | . |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Mate, but the poor reg did really care |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | so I thought well let's restore his faith in the system |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And then 3 seconds later I came to my senses and left the bay. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And the reg just looked at me like "where you going?" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Cos that's what my SMO did to me back in the day. Life is cyclical. |
