| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will leave at 08:40 in 2 cars |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 1st Lift at 09:00 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Straight up to the top |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ski till 10:30, then hot chocolate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then ski down to village for lunch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about off piste |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and some tree skiing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fitzy is shit off piste |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He always falls |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Phil also gets lost and he has a hangover |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Josh hasnt been seen since we found the gay bar. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have never done the Swiss Wall, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What sort of Ski Club is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who is the Alpha male, show some balls |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuck Fitzy and Phil, I want loads of off piste and big miles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where is Wing Commander Waddington |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You guys are fucking useless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Wilson and Wright, all talk, neither of you are fit for Aplha |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is it too much to ask, ski, brew, food, ski and beer in that order |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We missed the 1st lift because PC was faffing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We missed the 1st lift because PC was faffing and he has crashed the car |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PC Will never be in Alpha so long as I have a hole in my arse, who appointed him. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | PC Is very experienced |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | People getting lost, hangovers, missing 1st lift, amateurs the lot of you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | In the bar till 02:00 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | hammering baby Guinness |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Doesn't seem like a good idea now does it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You said a few quiet drinks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | next, I am face down in the street |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and can't remember how the fuck I got home. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The kitty is wiped out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | my arse is on fire, fucking tabasco sauce. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am embarrassed to put this in Strava |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is it too much to ask, be sensible at night, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | don't do anything stupid I said |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | None of you are fit for Alpha |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I even got some new skis, what a waste of money that was. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where is Josh, I am making him Alpha male, he is the only sensible one amongst you lot |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know he is a boarder but I will make an exception |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Lets get him on Skis |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its the only option |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Jacqui, Dave will be Alpha next year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Send Josh in |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who brought the tabasco sauce |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You had one job |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where is Josh |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go and get him out of that gay bar. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wilson you are back on the bins |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tear offs is the final straw |
