| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we are in 18th place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're six points away |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from safety |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Forest look strong |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Leeds also look unbeatable at home |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What's Nuno saying? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're gonna be OK, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Sullivan, Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our defence.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our defence is totally fucked.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't buy a clean sheet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who said "Moyes Out" fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every prick was telling me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the football was too negative |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Get Lopetegui in, he'll make us look like Madrid |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Spend 40 fucking bags on Kilman |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bring in this keeper... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and some Brazilian kid no-one's |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ever fucking heard of |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now everyone's holding up red cards |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've banned a few of 'em |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ...and singing about me being a sex offender |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Sullivan, Sir....the stadium... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That running track was the best deal ever done! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was an amazing fucking steal |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Never made so much money |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in my fucking life |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ampika is sucking my c*ck every day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | because of the bling I'm buying her |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She's permanently in fucking Selfridges |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It will cost me millions if we go down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need the cash for a height operation to get me up to 5 foot 8 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | More of those fucking |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Russian hats that make me look Like a Grade A C*nt |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and a juicy bonus for Karren |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You better come back with |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | three points from those northern monkeys in Burnley |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or I swear I will kick your sorry arses from Stratford to Mile End |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And how did we throw away |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | a 2-0 lead at Chelsea for fuck's sake! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why go defensive when we can't fucking defend? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Joao Pedro shit his shorts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Traore was advancing to tear |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Pedro's head off and piss down the hole but then Todibo |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | got a fucking red |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If we take the drop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will be a laughing stock |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and playing fucking Millwall |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It can't happen |
