West Ham in relegation battle

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David Sullivan calls an emergency meeting as relegation looms.

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00:00 - 00:03So we are in 18th place
00:04 - 00:05We're six points away
00:05 - 00:07from safety
00:08 - 00:12Forest look strong
00:12 - 00:15Leeds also look unbeatable at home
00:17 - 00:19What's Nuno saying?
00:19 - 00:21We're gonna be OK, right?
00:24 - 00:26Mr Sullivan, Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Our defence....
00:31 - 00:33Our defence is totally fucked....
00:34 - 00:36We can't buy a clean sheet
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who said "Moyes Out" fuck off
01:13 - 01:15Every prick was telling me
01:15 - 01:17the football was too negative
01:18 - 01:23Get Lopetegui in, he'll make us look like Madrid
01:25 - 01:28Spend 40 fucking bags on Kilman
01:29 - 01:31Bring in this keeper...
01:31 - 01:34and some Brazilian kid no-one's
01:34 - 01:37ever fucking heard of
01:37 - 01:40Now everyone's holding up red cards
01:40 - 01:42We've banned a few of 'em
01:42 - 01:46...and singing about me being a sex offender
01:46 - 01:48Mr Sullivan, Sir....the stadium...
01:48 - 01:52That running track was the best deal ever done!
01:53 - 01:54It was an amazing fucking steal
01:56 - 01:57Never made so much money
01:57 - 02:00in my fucking life
02:00 - 02:03Ampika is sucking my c*ck every day
02:04 - 02:08because of the bling I'm buying her
02:08 - 02:13She's permanently in fucking Selfridges
02:14 - 02:16It will cost me millions if we go down
02:17 - 02:21I need the cash for a height operation to get me up to 5 foot 8
02:27 - 02:29More of those fucking
02:30 - 02:34Russian hats that make me look Like a Grade A C*nt
02:34 - 02:36and a juicy bonus for Karren
02:41 - 02:42You better come back with
02:43 - 02:47three points from those northern monkeys in Burnley
02:48 - 02:53or I swear I will kick your sorry arses from Stratford to Mile End
02:54 - 02:56And how did we throw away
02:56 - 02:59a 2-0 lead at Chelsea for fuck's sake!
03:00 - 03:02Why go defensive when we can't fucking defend?
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, Joao Pedro shit his shorts
03:14 - 03:16Traore was advancing to tear
03:19 - 03:23Pedro's head off and piss down the hole but then Todibo
03:25 - 03:26got a fucking red
03:31 - 03:33If we take the drop
03:40 - 03:46We will be a laughing stock
03:46 - 03:49and playing fucking Millwall
03:53 - 03:56It can't happen