| 00:00 - 00:05 | Christian, he said to the team, "okay, come on, we're unveiling the RB19 today" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on, come on, where's the car? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So we go out to the back of the factory, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | where we have been working on the RB19. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It's not there. Porsche took it. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The whole car. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The whole car. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The entire car is gone and we're unveiling it today |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The whole car. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So we start running around, looking for sidepods to slap onto a road car. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I'm just grabbing carbon fibre to throw onto a Ford Fiesta |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But Ford hasn't even provided a car. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | We only have a Honda. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We only have Geri's fucking Odyssey. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | A Honda Odyssey with no sidepods. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | It still has less drag than the W13. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We have no car. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The press is all coming, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We've paid Daniel a million to dance. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And we have no car to unveil. No RB19. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Christian is pissing himself |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | wondering how Marko will kill him. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But then, I have a great idea. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Yes, we do have a car to unveil today. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | A great car with potential. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Just unveil the RB18. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The RB18. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We'll tell everyone |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's a brand new car. RB19. A new Newey design. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | A new car. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It will, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It will, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It will still beat Ferrari |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | while doing an entire spin and with no front wing. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They'll send Leclerc out on the wrong tyres anyway. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like in Hungary. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Exactly like Hungary. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We don't even need the new car we're so quick. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Not with Lewis banned by the FIA for having opinions. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So, yes, we just went ahead and unveiled the RB18. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And no one said anything? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It's the same livery every year. No one could even tell. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | How would you know the difference? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | F1 pundits definitely couldn't. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Will Buxton said it was a daring new design. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He's going to tell Netflix it's a whole new car. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It's the same car every year. Newey died in 2011. |
