Interview with Red Bull Engineer for RB19

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An interview with a Red Bull engineer for the grand unveiling of the RB19.

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00:00 - 00:05Christian, he said to the team, "okay, come on, we're unveiling the RB19 today"
00:05 - 00:07Come on, come on, where's the car?
00:07 - 00:10So we go out to the back of the factory,
00:11 - 00:16where we have been working on the RB19.
00:17 - 00:21It's not there. Porsche took it.
00:21 - 00:24The whole car.
00:29 - 00:31The whole car.
00:31 - 00:34The entire car is gone and we're unveiling it today
00:38 - 00:40The whole car.
00:41 - 00:47So we start running around, looking for sidepods to slap onto a road car.
00:47 - 00:50I'm just grabbing carbon fibre to throw onto a Ford Fiesta
00:50 - 00:56But Ford hasn't even provided a car.
00:58 - 00:59We only have a Honda.
00:59 - 01:01We only have Geri's fucking Odyssey.
01:04 - 01:06A Honda Odyssey with no sidepods.
01:06 - 01:08It still has less drag than the W13.
01:13 - 01:14We have no car.
01:14 - 01:16The press is all coming,
01:16 - 01:20We've paid Daniel a million to dance.
01:21 - 01:27And we have no car to unveil. No RB19.
01:35 - 01:36Christian is pissing himself
01:36 - 01:39wondering how Marko will kill him.
01:41 - 01:44But then, I have a great idea.
01:44 - 01:47Yes, we do have a car to unveil today.
01:47 - 01:49A great car with potential.
01:50 - 01:53Just unveil the RB18.
01:54 - 01:56The RB18.
01:56 - 01:58We'll tell everyone
01:58 - 02:02It's a brand new car. RB19. A new Newey design.
02:05 - 02:07A new car.
02:10 - 02:11It will,
02:11 - 02:13It will,
02:15 - 02:17It will still beat Ferrari
02:17 - 02:20while doing an entire spin and with no front wing.
02:21 - 02:28They'll send Leclerc out on the wrong tyres anyway.
02:29 - 02:30Like in Hungary.
02:30 - 02:32Exactly like Hungary.
02:36 - 02:39We don't even need the new car we're so quick.
02:40 - 02:42Not with Lewis banned by the FIA for having opinions.
02:50 - 02:55So, yes, we just went ahead and unveiled the RB18.
02:56 - 02:58And no one said anything?
02:58 - 03:04It's the same livery every year. No one could even tell.
03:04 - 03:09How would you know the difference?
03:09 - 03:11F1 pundits definitely couldn't.
03:16 - 03:20Will Buxton said it was a daring new design.
03:23 - 03:26He's going to tell Netflix it's a whole new car.
03:31 - 03:36It's the same car every year. Newey died in 2011.