Our most precious rose
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The bros and yarsale repeatedly run into this problem. For your viewing.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | To you, my fellow esteemed MAWTS graduates. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I would like to talk to you about the location of the gym. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You need to be seen by the men. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And please make sure you do calves so you do not end up looking like our Yardsale |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with his little tiny baby girl calves. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You guys don't understand. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That joke has lost its luster a long long time ago. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that is not..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, it's not a joke, your calves look like David Goggins pencil dick. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your men, have decided that you need this intervention |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've been focus training for 4 years on my calves. I need to talk to my department heads alone. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm so tired of this shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My calves are sculpted by the greek gods! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They mirror that of Magic Mutt's! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm so sick of the fucking echo range peanut gallery! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those fucking cunts dont understand. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't understand what I overcame! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I used to have crane legs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but I now lift more with my calves than my chest! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we've been meaning to talk to you about your weak bench as well... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your face! and Fuck your Mother! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | XO, sir, I think you need to calm down |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you tell me to calm down you little cunt! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You sound like an agent of fatbit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think I don't know... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That I don't know that the bros are behind this?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well I won't fucking take it anymore! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll travel all the way back there if I have to and show them all my calves at an RF! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There can be no question on how girthy I have become these days in the legs!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am making a new rule for you traitors... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All of you must seek me out at the beginning of the day, and you must feel my calves! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Because I am a reasonable man now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and I care about you men and your development |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you must build yourselves up as I have. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For I am the finest marine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The finest I have ever met or seen with a MAWTS and TG patch. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear, no matter what you do, I care about you all so damn much |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just want you to become great. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As I have become great. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But you fucking cunts keep talking to gash |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | gash: it's ok bj, I don't think he remembers you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gash and that fucking baloon BJ! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I swear, I had high hopes for BJ. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | did my best by him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick. oh well. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would really appreciate it if BJ would just call me sometime. To talk. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Instead of spitting venom every echo range. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just love him so much. |