A Jedi's tale.

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Two great Jedi battle for glory. Who will win in this epic ESL match of the decade?

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00:02 - 00:06So you're finally going to esl me Crimelord...
00:06 - 00:08You're no match for the great Water!
00:08 - 00:12You're just a drop in the ocean still young one...
00:16 - 00:182008 ESL Crimelord VS Water
00:47 - 00:48So weak...
00:48 - 00:53If you want +50 ESL points you will have to do better than that!
00:58 - 00:59I lost...?
00:59 - 01:01How did you move inbetween my red swings like that?
01:03 - 01:05It's not fair!
01:06 - 01:07Who is going to cartwheel Rob If i'm gone?!
01:09 - 01:18This is bullshit crime...
01:18 - 01:20Damnit!
01:21 - 01:23What's wrong bro?
01:23 - 01:26The match isn't over yet.
01:26 - 01:28What just happend? I thought i lost...
01:28 - 01:32I knew i didn't lose, it must have been a skin glitch!
01:33 - 01:35Water...
01:35 - 01:39You have a unique ability to adapt and learn at a ridiculous rate...
01:39 - 01:42What?
01:42 - 01:42It's only 6 minutes, there's still time!
01:44 - 01:46This little bitch is running with lead!
01:47 - 01:49My red isn't working, neither are my parries...
01:57 - 01:59It's unfortunate I have to do this to you my friend...
01:59 - 02:02It has to happen or else the NA scene will never surpass EU
02:02 - 02:05Your yellow will eventually surpass mine and level up our players.
02:06 - 02:07That's why...
02:07 - 02:09I will defeat you as many times as necessary until you are complete!
02:15 - 02:17exec
02:18 - 02:21bucky client.exe
02:22 - 02:24cl_timenudge -120
02:27 - 02:29Now you will see why all of Europe decline my matches.
02:51 - 02:53This feeling...
03:01 - 03:02what is this?
03:02 - 03:04Was I always capable of this?
03:04 - 03:06such power!
03:08 - 03:10Have i been asleep this whole time?
03:12 - 03:13Thank you Crime.
03:13 - 03:15So this... This is...!
03:15 - 03:18This is the highest level of battle!
03:19 - 03:21I love 1v1!
03:22 - 03:24I LOVE IT!
03:24 - 03:26Yes, I knew.
03:26 - 03:29You learned the ability to suppress yourself
03:29 - 03:31So you could enjoy this game for eternity.
03:33 - 03:36In any era, there can only be one best 1v1'er
03:36 - 03:39The tip of their sword will always be pointed
03:40 - 03:42Toward nurturing them.
03:45 - 03:47Farewell
03:46 - 03:51My greatest rival in this game...
03:51 - 03:55That was magnificent, Jawa Apprentice Water
04:00 - 04:02Please don't retire...
04:03 - 04:05NOOOO!
04:06 - 04:08What are you crying about...
04:09 - 04:11You still have many great opponents to challenge you.
04:11 - 04:13Spiritz
04:13 - 04:14ASD
04:14 - 04:15JDR
04:15 - 04:16Robert
04:17 - 04:22I leave developing the yellow metagame in your hands...
04:23 - 04:26Goodbye my greatest rival...
04:26 - 04:27Water