The Search for Puruel's CP
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Puruel may be gone, but the search for his coveted CP Collection has just begun.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Miles, since Puruel has abandoned Kik and Discord |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have been looking for him here- |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | -on Twitter and TruthSocial |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the full power of the PFG Forces behind us, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we are confident we will locate him in those places |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent work- |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and have you located Puruel's CP Collection? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Miles... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have been unable to locate it, Sir Miles. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Puruel must have taken it with him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except for AJ, Pedro, Jay and Pony. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU HAD ONE SIMPLE JOB TO DO, YOU IDIOTS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | LOCATE AND SECURE PURUEL'S CP COLLECTION! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | TEN TERABYTES OF THE FINEST CP! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All you had to do was locate and secure it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But you fucking morons couldnt even manage that one simple task! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The finest CP Collection on the Internet! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Digital downloads, MP4 and digitzed VHS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Miles, please we tried all we could to locate it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EXCUSES! BULLSHIT EXCUSES FROM MORONS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Miles, please we looked everywhere for it! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am sick and tired of your bullshit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S NOT HERE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I took down Puruel and all his rooms, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I took down the GCA singlehandedly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So where the fuck is my reward you fuckers?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AJ you useless fool, you couldn't dox a ham sandwich! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pedro wasting your time with with your bullshit MMA, you work for me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Jay, God give me strength, you bastard! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and Pony, you useless good for nothing fuck, get out of my face! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was Puruel's CP Collection |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserved it! After all I did to take him down! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now I will never have it! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All my dreams crushed because of your incompetence! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did I trust you fools to such an important task?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I wanted was Puruel's CP! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Over 40 Years he had been collecting! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | From Utah to Oregon! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The best CP Collection anyone has even seen! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok hun, he just really loves CP- and Islam. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have been a fool |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I will be back to begging for scraps from Denny and Maggsy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and 7997. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They don't even hold a candle to Puruel's CP |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's all over. If Puruel is gone so is his CP. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Is life even worth living without it? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My PFG's- you have failed me. |
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