| 00:00 - 00:05 | He asked me, can you read me these scores? Come on, hurry! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I gotta know if Gav touched Jay's balls |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Obviously my dumbass can't read but I did my best |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So I grabbed my phone and first thing I saw was who Gavin started at QB |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | This stupid dumbfuck started Tyler Huntley... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | oh fuck |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | oh fuck |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | How you gonna be stupid enough to do something like that? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I can't... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So, anyway, how was I supposed to say Gavin didn't stand a chance in hell? Tyler fucking Huntley? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So I frantically look for a final score somewhere |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Obviously I'm expecting trash... *laugh* |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and then... and then |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I look up at the TV Screen |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And the dolphins have 6 points |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | with just minutes left to go |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | oh fuck... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and Huntley scores a god damn touchdown |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Jay's balls were groped by Tyler fucking Huntley |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Now who's the dumbfuck!? Can't touch these balls, Gavin smashed them with a practice squad QB |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And that's just the beginning |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Wait until you hear about Cody! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | NO, look, seriously, Cody's up by some 30 points |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and Kolter is left with just his RB |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So he's crying |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Walker scores 34 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | fuck |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I can't... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Cody say's "I'm done" and leaves the chat, like a little bitch |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | oh fuck... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "I'll kill myself" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "I'll do it" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "I'll spill my brains tonight!" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "Getting the god damn gun now and you can't stop me!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Seconds later, Amon Ra St. Brown catches a touchdbown on the last pass to beat Cameron's bitch ass |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Last pass? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Last fucking pass! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then he leaves the chat! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What a bitch!? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I've never experienced anything like it... such fuckery |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what did you tell your buddy? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | That Gavin, Kolter, and Conner won and no big deal. Life goes on |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Unless your Cody's dumb ass |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh, I'm sorry... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Tyler fucking Huntley? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Undefeated but get's violated by Huntley |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I couldn't fucking believe it, but I wasn't the dumb fuck. The rest were blowouts, fuck |
