Hitler Reacts to Bad Coding
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Some in-office fun to which, we're certain, many could relate.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | There's a critical bug in the simulation thread |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We think it's the mesh collider |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we aren't certain |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Robotics say they solved something similar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They approved the PR and merged to the master yesterday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So merge the master |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Avi and Alon can be trusted |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Elad... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The master... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The last merge from the master |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | was eight months ago |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who worked on this branch, stay here. The rest - out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean EIGHT MONTHS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you to merge it DAILY!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's such a simple thing, it's not like I've asked you to refactor CBasicScene! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Later, you'll cry that the PR is too long |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "I can't check 105 files!" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If it's not in ANGIO assitant, then it's too hard? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone here spends a week on a genius solution |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that was done by two other members already! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Elad, we tried to make a cherry picki- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cherry pick my ass! Will you send the client commit IDs? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We try, but there are so many irrelevant conflicts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, conflicts. A few purple and teal lines scare you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Most aren't even .cpp files |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know the PMs are furious at me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They message me every day, asking for progress |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | saying that we're four months past the deadline |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have to cover for you and say that the client's request is extra complicated |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and that you're being overly pedantic to avoid future problems |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All you had to do is make two clicks once a day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Solve a conflict here in there instead of scrolling aimlessly through 10Bis |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ariel told me it would be easy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Make a team who shares your ideals" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Surround yourself with Elads" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And in truth? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Adult people who are afraid to read and understand someone else's function |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So many problems could have been avoided in advance |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We could have gone home early |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Play some PlayStation or even prank Anna |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead, you act like over-confident juniors |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He does not mean you, Stanislaw |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was an easy Sunday |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Finish early, go home, maybe watch some Bluey with Yam |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Funny dog... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And don't get me started with approving hours |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All I wanted to do was to work on a module where I can express my coding skills |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tag you in a PR where you'll shit your pants |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's just scroll through 10Bis... |