| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the drive to Schliterbahn is 55-10 minutes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | down the hellish I-35 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | people will need |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to take dumps at McDonalds, get donuts, and get iced coffees |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How much time will that give us to get to the new park? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gil? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Not enough time to beat the lines at the master blaster |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nor get the Icees before they are melted |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Jess, Cheyenne, and Michael leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Thats what I said we need to leave at 9!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the lines at the new park are too long if you dont get there early |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and the pools aren't full of chidlren's piss and empataigo yet!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew everyone couldn't handle carpooling on time! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | on time.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If everyone doesn't arrive at my house |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | at the agreed upon time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we'll have to go to to the Texas coast |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but we can't wake up that early on Sunday |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, I had diarhea the previous night |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care how much Torchy's Queso you ate!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We must get there early! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The carpool will leave without you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | come hell or piss water |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll be the first on that goddam slide! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and finally |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ill be all able to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | get a spot on the tables to put my stuff and not have to buy a locker! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get out of here if you can't handle Schliterring like a pro! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't handle it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Am I the only one who doesn't want to stand in the lines |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just want to finally do the boogie bahn ride |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | at Surfenberg! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And prove myself to the local teens! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I guess not |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | thanks to you all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | not carpooling on time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we can always go to Shipe and enjoy the hot water there. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If you can't schliterr properly? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What are you worth? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gil? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I guess I'll just go by myself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and eat dippin dots |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and harrass hotshot teens at Boggie Ban |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | peace out! |
