| 00:01 - 00:04 | Our election campaign is over |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Labour are finally in power |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | No more tax rises |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | Much better times ahead |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At last a winter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with food and warmth |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Winter Fuel Allowance |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Winter Fuel Allowance has been cancelled |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The chancellor has announced it already |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | Union Shop Stewards stay |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | The rest of you can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought we all agreed |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | that Starmer would look after pensioners! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We promised our voters |
| 01:23 - 01:28 | that they would be better off under Labour |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | At least, with the Tories |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | our pensions were safe! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What next? |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | Will we lose our bus passes? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Starmer has promised |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His promises don't mean a thing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's early days yet |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | I notice that MP's still have their heating allowance |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | Facebook said it was £3,400 |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | But there is no limit to how much they can claim |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll all be warm and toasty in Number 10 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why we wanted the Loony Left back, I'll never know! |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | I thought when they booted out Jeremy Corbyn |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | things would be different |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but it's the same old Labour |
| 02:20 - 02:25 | taxing people who have worked all their lives |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | to pay for scroungers and illegal immigrants |
| 02:31 - 02:34 | The Bibby Stockholm has gone |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | It was good enough for our armed forces to use |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | but not good enough for illegal immigrants |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | I can't even book a hotel for my summer holiday |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | because they're all full of illegal immigrants! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When are they going to get a grip? |
| 03:00 - 03:05 | I can't believe we have another five years of this lot! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have gone with my instincts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and voted for the Monster Raving Loony Party |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Honest campaigners |
| 03:29 - 03:37 | Policies like drinking the European wine lake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll never be conned by these clowns again |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | and lead the country into Starmageddon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Heaven help us! |
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