Sunak at the Tory HQ

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Leader of the Conservative Party the day after Local Elections

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00:00 - 00:03Things aren't looking very good chief
00:04 - 00:05Labour has won every Mayoral election apart from Tees Valley
00:05 - 00:07in London, Khan won an unprecedented third term
00:08 - 00:12Hall is absolutely toast
00:12 - 00:15even Westminster and Chelsea voted Labour
00:17 - 00:19I have full faith in West Midlands.
00:19 - 00:21Street can deliver that for us
00:24 - 00:26Rishi
00:27 - 00:28Street...
00:31 - 00:33Street has lost his mayorality too
00:34 - 00:36by just over a 1500 votes
00:53 - 00:58Everybody to leave. Dowden, Cleverly, Barclay and Shapps to stay
01:13 - 01:15what were you thinking?!
01:15 - 01:17what do you mean Hall is toast?
01:18 - 01:23How could she lose to Khan. She was a better candidate!
01:25 - 01:28Khan has been London Mayor for 8 years
01:29 - 01:31for fucks sake
01:31 - 01:34coudn't you focus on his mistakes
01:34 - 01:37people must be tired of his shit
01:37 - 01:40did you focus on his religion
01:40 - 01:42Rishi, we did, we also kept talking about ULEZ
01:42 - 01:46ULEZ? Why the FUCK would you focus on ULEZ
01:46 - 01:48all the polls suggested Londoners hated ULEZ
01:48 - 01:52because you polled van drivers you morons
01:53 - 01:54useless
01:56 - 01:57you're morons
01:57 - 02:00everybody is becoming more green not less!
02:00 - 02:03and you're campaigning to scrap ULEZ
02:04 - 02:08who recommended these policies?
02:08 - 02:13And the anti-woke stuff is not helping! Bloody Reform and SDP are taking our voters!
02:14 - 02:16we're not appealing to anyone at the moment.
02:17 - 02:21who organises our campaigns and writes speeches? I'm convinced Starmer has their nudes
02:27 - 02:29here was I thinking we can recover some momentum
02:30 - 02:34we have a year before we get trounced at the general election
02:34 - 02:36AND AGAIN WE FUCKED IT
02:41 - 02:42what do I do now
02:43 - 02:47I just know you're sharpening knives behind my back
02:48 - 02:53every single one of you bastards
02:54 - 02:56no trust in this bloody place
02:56 - 02:59how do we recover the trust of the people
03:00 - 03:02we need 'Eat Out to Help Out' back
03:04 - 03:07don't worry Ella, only a year of this left
03:14 - 03:16we can still change strategy Sir
03:19 - 03:23and what? Another tax handout? we've done that last month!
03:25 - 03:26didn't help did it...
03:31 - 03:33Where is Cummings when you need him
03:40 - 03:46Call the Daily Mail, they can still spin this as success
03:46 - 03:49if anybody can, they can
03:53 - 03:56And order Chinese, Grant