Nick cancels again
22 views • 4/5/2024
Coworker Nick cancels going to the driving range again, and Hitler is not happy.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, locations of the closest driving ranges |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First Tee, The Patch |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | as well as Wedges and Woods |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we leave at 5pm, we can be there by 5:15pm |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | depending on traffic of course |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will Nick be joining us? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he didn't "make it" last time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nick... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nick canceled again, he said he couldn't "make it" |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | i think he might be going to the range with someone else |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EVERYONE who does NOT know who Corey Pavin is please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHERE THE HELL IS HE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is more fun than golfing with your work friends? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We laugh, we hit balls, it's magical dammit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | don't cry... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What's wrong with us? Is it another group? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do they have bigger calves? Can they hit it as far as Jay? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We let him use our clubs - I even gave him clubs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Of course i didn't want them but still |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer they had graphite shafts, only old people use those |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT CARE - they were Callaways and FREE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, Callaway is no longer an elite golf brand |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you the one who decides what's elite? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | last I checked you were using Pinnacle balls |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | tell me Mr. Hot Shot, what's your best score? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | can you even break 110 without cheating? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | oh that's right, you've never finished 18 holes because you always lose all your balls |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Would anyone else like to lecture me about golf equipment? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was on the golf team 2 years in a row, I've scored below par twice |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What do we have to do to get him to hang out with us? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We'll invite David, will that make him happy? Maybe he can hit balls while sitting on the toilet |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was supposed to be fun |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We were supposed to feel like men |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and if things went further than golf, so be it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All the things we do to appease Nick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At this point I have a better chance of getting Tiger Woods to hit balls with us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swore an oath to Kelvin I would make Nick a scratch golfer |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How do I face him now? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Am I going to lose my job? Will I be demoted? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Worse, will I be forced to use a repurposed BDR machine? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay we're using 8th gen now... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we're too old... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'm too old... or maybe it's my weight problem -it's been creeping up lately |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jay... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get on the phone with my doctor and order us some ozempic |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want to see his face when I hit 10% body fat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he won't be able to resist us then |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll have the last laugh |
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Dennis Nedry1 year ago
This video sucks. Probably made by someone who makes fun of Make A Wish kids. Nick sounds like a loser. Oh well. If anyone needs me I'll be at the vending machines.

