Hitler has been shorting GME

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Hitler has been shorting GameStop and is losing all of his money

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00:00 - 00:03I regret to inform you
00:04 - 00:05The apes are continuing to buy GME
00:05 - 00:07The price has been rising
00:08 - 00:12They've also been DRSing all of their shares
00:12 - 00:15The stock is now trading far above what we sold it for
00:17 - 00:19Don't worry, we'll short it again
00:19 - 00:21When the price drops they'll panic sell
00:24 - 00:26The apes have
00:27 - 00:28Diamond hands
00:31 - 00:33GameStop has billions in reserve
00:34 - 00:36We are out of capital to short
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has DRSed GME needs to leave
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck did this happen
01:15 - 01:17We've been shorting for years
01:18 - 01:23This has worked dozens of times before
01:25 - 01:28But we just had to fuck with gamers
01:29 - 01:31How the fuck are they profitable
01:31 - 01:34This is the fault of those apes
01:34 - 01:37I can't believe that we are
01:37 - 01:40going to be bankrupted by a subreddit
01:40 - 01:42That subreddit is worth a billion dollars
01:42 - 01:46They shove bananas up their asses for karma
01:46 - 01:48Those are ban bets
01:48 - 01:52Then you should shove a banana up your ass
01:53 - 01:54Since that's the only bet you're going to win
01:56 - 01:57We haven't had a good quarter in years
01:57 - 02:00We need the price to drop to a dollar to close
02:00 - 02:03We're losing everything
02:04 - 02:08I hate those regarded autists
02:08 - 02:13Why couldn't they just buy some other stock
02:14 - 02:16Don't they know they're going to
02:17 - 02:21Bankrupt Wall Steet
02:27 - 02:29This shouldn't be happening
02:30 - 02:34We own the SEC
02:34 - 02:36They need to stop this
02:41 - 02:42We have to stop the apes
02:43 - 02:47They're bankrupting us
02:48 - 02:53I thought it was over when we lied under oath to Congress
02:54 - 02:56It should have ended there
02:56 - 02:59They don't even have a leader
03:00 - 03:02Roaring Kitty hasn't posted for a year
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Roaring Kitty never left
03:14 - 03:16I'm not a bad trader
03:19 - 03:23I just wanted to short stocks
03:25 - 03:26And drive companies into bankruptcy
03:31 - 03:33I wanted to get rich
03:40 - 03:46By selling shorts
03:46 - 03:49Now look at us
03:53 - 03:56We're finished