| 00:00 - 00:03 | I regret to inform you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The apes are continuing to buy GME |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The price has been rising |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've also been DRSing all of their shares |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The stock is now trading far above what we sold it for |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, we'll short it again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When the price drops they'll panic sell |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The apes have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Diamond hands |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | GameStop has billions in reserve |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are out of capital to short |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has DRSed GME needs to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've been shorting for years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This has worked dozens of times before |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But we just had to fuck with gamers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the fuck are they profitable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is the fault of those apes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe that we are |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | going to be bankrupted by a subreddit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That subreddit is worth a billion dollars |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They shove bananas up their asses for karma |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Those are ban bets |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then you should shove a banana up your ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Since that's the only bet you're going to win |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We haven't had a good quarter in years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need the price to drop to a dollar to close |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We're losing everything |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate those regarded autists |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why couldn't they just buy some other stock |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't they know they're going to |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bankrupt Wall Steet |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This shouldn't be happening |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We own the SEC |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They need to stop this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have to stop the apes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're bankrupting us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought it was over when we lied under oath to Congress |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It should have ended there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They don't even have a leader |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Roaring Kitty hasn't posted for a year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Roaring Kitty never left |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not a bad trader |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted to short stocks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And drive companies into bankruptcy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I wanted to get rich |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | By selling shorts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now look at us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're finished |
