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Developing the CoA does not go to plan and Ben gets very angry with the CoA teams.

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00:00 - 00:032AI will FPOL through A Sqn
00:04 - 00:05and 1 AES and A Sqn
00:05 - 00:07will RPOL over the bridge.
00:08 - 00:122AI will clear enemy
00:12 - 00:15up to Phase Line Cherry.
00:17 - 00:19Can I see this on the
00:19 - 00:21DSOM please?
00:24 - 00:26Ben...
00:27 - 00:28Henry...
00:31 - 00:33Henry forgot to write a DSOM.
00:34 - 00:36We also don't have any TAIs.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone not in the CoA teams, dismissed.
01:13 - 01:15You have INT CORP'd the whole plan!
01:15 - 01:17You fucking idiots!
01:18 - 01:23I am surrounded by REMF morons!
01:25 - 01:28Who let any of you fuckwits commission?!
01:29 - 01:31You are all Millenial Gen Z morons!
01:31 - 01:34None of you would last a minute in a tank!
01:34 - 01:37What hope do we have of unfucking ourselves
01:37 - 01:40before the assessment?!
01:40 - 01:42Ben we are all trying our very best.
01:42 - 01:46FUCK YOUR BEST! I am the CO!
01:46 - 01:48Ben we can complete the DSOM after lunch.
01:48 - 01:52Why don't you go play squash?!
01:53 - 01:54That's all you're good for!
01:56 - 01:57I just want to drink red wine in the mess but I'm stuck
01:57 - 02:00trying to lead this syndicate
02:00 - 02:03of fucking weapons!
02:04 - 02:08When I was in Afghan, did I mention I was in Afghan?
02:08 - 02:13I did loads of super alley shit!
02:14 - 02:16Instead of babysitting a bunch of 20 year olds!
02:17 - 02:21And who do I get as my COS? Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29What hope do we have in MINERVA CITADEL?
02:30 - 02:34I am going to be stuck with the shittiest CoA group
02:34 - 02:36we are absolutely fucked.
02:41 - 02:42I don't understand anything anymore.
02:43 - 02:47What even is a Thot?! Or a consent app?!
02:48 - 02:53I have not, and will never
02:54 - 02:56watch Harry Potter.
02:56 - 02:59I think they are stupid movies
03:00 - 03:02they don't even have tanks in them!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Richard, he doesn't mean it.
03:14 - 03:16Even if we fail the assessment
03:19 - 03:23I am excited to go to the pub on Saturday.
03:25 - 03:26I am sorry if I was...
03:31 - 03:33... mean after the CoA brief.
03:40 - 03:46The RLC Reserve are the coolest
03:46 - 03:49unit in the British Army.
03:53 - 03:56That's just a fact.