| 00:00 - 00:03 | 2AI will FPOL through A Sqn |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and 1 AES and A Sqn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will RPOL over the bridge. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2AI will clear enemy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | up to Phase Line Cherry. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can I see this on the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | DSOM please? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ben... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Henry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Henry forgot to write a DSOM. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We also don't have any TAIs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not in the CoA teams, dismissed. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have INT CORP'd the whole plan! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am surrounded by REMF morons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who let any of you fuckwits commission?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are all Millenial Gen Z morons! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | None of you would last a minute in a tank! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What hope do we have of unfucking ourselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | before the assessment?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ben we are all trying our very best. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOUR BEST! I am the CO! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ben we can complete the DSOM after lunch. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't you go play squash?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's all you're good for! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just want to drink red wine in the mess but I'm stuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | trying to lead this syndicate |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | of fucking weapons! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When I was in Afghan, did I mention I was in Afghan? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I did loads of super alley shit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Instead of babysitting a bunch of 20 year olds! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And who do I get as my COS? Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What hope do we have in MINERVA CITADEL? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am going to be stuck with the shittiest CoA group |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we are absolutely fucked. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't understand anything anymore. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What even is a Thot?! Or a consent app?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have not, and will never |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | watch Harry Potter. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I think they are stupid movies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they don't even have tanks in them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Richard, he doesn't mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even if we fail the assessment |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am excited to go to the pub on Saturday. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am sorry if I was... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... mean after the CoA brief. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The RLC Reserve are the coolest |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | unit in the British Army. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That's just a fact. |
