| 00:00 - 00:03 | DAENDELION: So after my "wardrobe failure" on Loatheb,... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and Zeleb's late PI, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Somebody pulled before the main tank... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was a mess, but most people were able to hearthstone to Stormwind to save their world buffs. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In short; we still don't have a sub 1-hour clear. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | KAAK: Luckily we still hold the EU/US record. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fun Police isn't going to beat that anytime soon. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | DAENDELION: Kaak... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fun Police is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | PuNk: Since last night Fun Police is only 7 seconds slower than our best clear. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they even manage to do a near flawless 4 horse man cleave. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | KAAK: I want everybody to park their toons in Aszhara. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE HAVE 36 ELECTROMAGNETIC GIGAFLUX REACTIVATORS. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND 20 OR SO ARCANITE DRAGONLINGS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE EVEN CRAFTED AN EXTRA NIGHTFALL FOR ONE OF THE PALADINS. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *something with godverdomme* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE PULL TIMER IS THE SAME EVERY WEEK. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND SOME MONKEY DECIDES HE'D RATHER RUN IN BEFORE THE MAIN TANK. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DAENDELION WAS OBVIOUSLY STILL BUSY FINDING A CUTE HEALING SKIRT. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THEN ZELEB DECIDES TO ACTUALLY WAKE UP AND CAST PI. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | PETARUS: But Kaak, discord comms weren't clear. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | KAAK: DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO NOT RUN IN BEFORE THE MAIN TANK? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | PETARUS: But Kaak, sometimes you talk way too much during the raid. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | KAAK: I HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH SO YOU BRAINLESS MONKEYS KNOW WHAT BUTTONS TO PRESS. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT KIND OF GUILD IS THIS? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SHOULD WE MAYBE RENAME TO [BRAIN INACTIVE]? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK WE'RE GETTING WORSE. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A BUNCH OF DETERIORATING INCAPABLE DAD GAMERS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SPEND THE WOLE WEEK PREPARRING MY SPEECHES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND EVEN WENT FOR A RUN BEFORE THE RAID BECAUSE IT'S SPEEDRUN WEEK. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FRESH AIR WAS JUST BEFORE CLASSIC HIT IN 2019. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I EVEN HAD MY SPANDEX ON DURING THE FIRST PULL. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know what tactic we need to change... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WHAT ABOUT A WARLOCK TANK ON LOATHEB, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I HAVE A BIS SHADOW RESISTANCE SET AND PLENTY OF HP5 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I could probably run in naked... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND STILL DO A BETTER JOB. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | OR DO I NEED TO WRITE A RAID WARNING FOR EVERYBODY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | TO /FOLLOW DAENDELLION |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND DEMAND WARRIORS TO REMOVE CHARGE FROM THEIR ACTION BARS. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE'D PROBABLY CLEAR AN EZ SUB 1 HOUR WITHOUT WARRIORS CHARGING IN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KAAKSMOM: It's okay Mazza, he still loves you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | KAAK: At least the stable pull went as planned... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No more nightmares of horses... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For now... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should unban Coolofc from discord... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you want to run around in a skirt Daendelion... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe you should reroll paladin... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Alias looked good in a dress. |
