| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bill - The protesters are moving |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Goodison road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | County road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and there's rumours someone has the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Toffee lady in a headlock on walton lane |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell Uncle Cyril I might |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have to sit this one out again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bill he has |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | a puncture |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a puncture again I believe |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and a squeaky chain |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right everyone but Sharpy, Baxendale, Thelwell and the panda please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the name of Betty Turpins hotpots |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | is going on here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I nip off to London with Jenny for a few days |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Blue Bill |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is the reason for all our troubles |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've guided this club for 23 years of good times |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with Moysie and Bobby brown shoes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bill we've reached one final |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | yes, but we scored the fastest goal ever |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sorry, Bill I forgot that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, the good times you fool |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nobody thanks me for them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Losing to Fiorentina on pens |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A don't mention that baldy cunt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Collina |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The 24-7 search for wealthy buyer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who would let me stay on |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | as fuhrer and spunk all his |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | dodgy money on carhorses |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why does no one see |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am Everton |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and if I go down so will Everton |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Down and down |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Until everybody finally |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | apologies for dissing Blue Bill |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It all started with that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | bloody Arteta money - I was |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | going to throw a staff party with it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Take no notice he's been on the Chang all day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they wan't a new striker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to keep us up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And the Mosh is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | lining up Marko Arnautovic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make sure it fails |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If I'm getting no credit neither is he |
