| 00:00 - 00:05 | The Reed caregroup baseball game is serious business. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The draft put captain Theresa |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | up against captain Annie. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | After a dunk contest to decide who goes first, Theresa is up. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And she picks Ryan. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Can you believe it? Ryan! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He could mayyyyybe |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | hit the ball with his pizza oven paddle. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | it's not a dough kneeding contest |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He probably thinks its a pizza slice, not a baseball diamond. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Annie's turn and you know where this is going |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | She says, "I'll pick Roland" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He only signed up because he thought |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | it was a birthday burger eating challenge. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He's hungry to win. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Literally. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Theresa next. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | She takes Matt. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He argues with the Ump by singing "let it go" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And then Annie picks Julie. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | As pitcher |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | she'll paint the dugout, not the corners |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But look, this is serious business |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And Theresa wants to make a serious pick. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "I'll take Kyle" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The infield sand |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | reminds him of polo beach! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He'll be fielding balls from a beach chair. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Where's the umbrella? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Annie next. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I'll take Peter |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He's not even in country! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He's in Chicago. Can he throw that far? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Annie's gonna have to re-pick. Somebody in country. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | she picks Lauren |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | she likes to coach |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | She makes a strike-out into a teachable moment! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What a draft |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Thank goodness Jonathan didn't agree to play |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | He didn't? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No. He swing is smoother than silk and his sportsmanship just makes you want to stand next to him. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He was Mr. Baseball at his high school |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But you know what? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Theresa picked him anyway. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I hope this game is televised |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | There will never be another like it. |
