Caregroup Baseball Draft Analysis

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The Reed Caregroup Baseball Draft was held last night and the results were discussed by a baseball analyst panel.

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00:00 - 00:05The Reed caregroup baseball game is serious business.
00:05 - 00:07The draft put captain Theresa
00:07 - 00:10up against captain Annie.
00:11 - 00:16After a dunk contest to decide who goes first, Theresa is up.
00:17 - 00:21And she picks Ryan.
00:21 - 00:24Can you believe it? Ryan!
00:29 - 00:31He could mayyyyybe
00:31 - 00:34hit the ball with his pizza oven paddle.
00:38 - 00:40it's not a dough kneeding contest
00:41 - 00:47He probably thinks its a pizza slice, not a baseball diamond.
00:47 - 00:50Annie's turn and you know where this is going
00:50 - 00:56She says, "I'll pick Roland"
00:58 - 00:59He only signed up because he thought
00:59 - 01:01it was a birthday burger eating challenge.
01:04 - 01:06He's hungry to win.
01:06 - 01:08Literally.
01:13 - 01:14Theresa next.
01:14 - 01:16She takes Matt.
01:16 - 01:20He argues with the Ump by singing "let it go"
01:21 - 01:27And then Annie picks Julie.
01:35 - 01:36As pitcher
01:36 - 01:39she'll paint the dugout, not the corners
01:41 - 01:44But look, this is serious business
01:44 - 01:47And Theresa wants to make a serious pick.
01:47 - 01:49...
01:50 - 01:53"I'll take Kyle"
01:54 - 01:56The infield sand
01:56 - 01:58reminds him of polo beach!
01:58 - 02:02He'll be fielding balls from a beach chair.
02:05 - 02:07Where's the umbrella?
02:10 - 02:11Annie next.
02:11 - 02:13I'll take Peter
02:15 - 02:17He's not even in country!
02:17 - 02:20He's in Chicago. Can he throw that far?
02:21 - 02:28Annie's gonna have to re-pick. Somebody in country.
02:29 - 02:30she picks Lauren
02:30 - 02:32she likes to coach
02:36 - 02:39She makes a strike-out into a teachable moment!
02:40 - 02:42What a draft
02:50 - 02:55Thank goodness Jonathan didn't agree to play
02:56 - 02:58He didn't?
02:58 - 03:04No. He swing is smoother than silk and his sportsmanship just makes you want to stand next to him.
03:04 - 03:09He was Mr. Baseball at his high school
03:09 - 03:11But you know what?
03:16 - 03:20Theresa picked him anyway.
03:23 - 03:26I hope this game is televised
03:31 - 03:36There will never be another like it.