Hitler Learns Statistics

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Hitler learns all about the normal distribution and its funny quirks.

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00:00 - 00:03As we can see by plotting the density function,
00:04 - 00:05the normal distribution has mean mu
00:05 - 00:07and variance sigma squared.
00:08 - 00:12As the input of the pdf tends away from the mean,
00:12 - 00:15the value of the pdf tends to 0.
00:17 - 00:19So a normally distributed random variable is most likely to be mu
00:19 - 00:21since mu is the unique argmax of the pdf.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Since it's a pdf...
00:31 - 00:33Since it's a pdf the probability of any point is 0.
00:34 - 00:36You have to think in terms of intervals, not points.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks this is bullshit please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15It can't be probability zero!
01:15 - 01:17If all points have probability zero then nothing would happen!
01:18 - 01:23They told me that you guys knew what you were talking about!
01:25 - 01:28Yet here you are spouting unbelievable nonsense
01:29 - 01:31that nobody sane would ever believe!
01:31 - 01:34"All points have zero probability"
01:34 - 01:37yet when I run my simulation a point shows up!
01:37 - 01:40Does that point have no chance of occurring?
01:40 - 01:42But sir, something can happen even if its probability is zero.
01:42 - 01:46I don't believe this! How do you get away with saying this stuff?
01:46 - 01:48Since the normal takes any real value, the probability of a single one is always zero.
01:48 - 01:52I know the normal takes real values, but saying probability zero is too confusing.
01:53 - 01:54It goes against the meaning of the word!
01:56 - 01:57Probability means how likely something is to happen.
01:57 - 02:00And something never happens if its probability is zero!
02:00 - 02:03Why can't you say the probability is just really small?
02:04 - 02:08When we went over discrete pmfs everything made sense.
02:08 - 02:13If it were probability zero it never happened, and that was it!
02:14 - 02:16You actually made me want to go into this for grad school.
02:17 - 02:21But now I don't want to or else I'll lose my common sense like all of you!
02:27 - 02:29I had dreams of being a data scientist.
02:30 - 02:34Rolling in dough because I could code.
02:34 - 02:36I'd make stuff in Python using chatGPT.
02:41 - 02:42But I can't do this anymore.
02:43 - 02:47I was so excited to learn about the exponential and gamma distributions.
02:48 - 02:53Now I wish I could forget I ever tried.
02:54 - 02:56That fucker Gauss had to ruin everything.
02:56 - 02:59He had to make up this weird distribution
03:00 - 03:02that has no practical application anywhere!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, he's failing the class.
03:14 - 03:16You've ruined me and my passion.
03:19 - 03:23But at least if something has probability 1 then it will always happen.
03:25 - 03:26What a relief.
03:31 - 03:33It's like getting an integer after rolling a die.
03:40 - 03:46It never fails to occur. It makes sense since it happens with probability 1.
03:46 - 03:49And no one can take that away from me.
03:53 - 03:56Fuck.