| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your new bodyguard is arriving, Fuhrer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She'll be here soon. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She's traveling incognito. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need your permission for her to travel with a chaperone. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | For reasons that are quite sensitive. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A woman, eh? Okay. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have no problem with that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Miss Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is not just any woman |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner has 'something extra' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room apart from these three wankers at the front. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you think I'm a fool? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you think I'm a fucking idiot? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just because I lost a testicle in the First World War |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You mock me with a transgender bodyguard? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A pretend chcik with a dick? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whatever next? Rainbow uniforms for the SS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Drag queen story time for our Nazi youth? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nuremberg Pride Rallies with pink swastikas? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I cannot allow such transphobia |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You can shove your political correctness up your arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, this is pure bigotry |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're forgetting that bigotry is what made the German people great! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You fucking snowflakes! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where did you all train? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A military academy or in a disco full of poofs? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mincing around to all of that gay Kylie garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should have realised when I saw the Girls Aloud posters |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I may have only one bollock but at least I'm a man. A man's man. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had it all under control. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But now all I see now is a bunch of bumsex addicts. Like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know what it feels like? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To be the only real man in the room? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One bollock, yes, but what a bollock. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's just not right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where in the Bible does it say that a woman can have a willy? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's a tragedy, and a slur on the pious German people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Consider all of our role models |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It makes the blood boil to think of it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did Wagner ever put on a bra and suspenders? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Life used to be simple. Men were men and women were women. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't be guarded by a pretend woman |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's unthinkable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it's just a prick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if I agree to this, forever and a day they'll say that that I'm an "ally". |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A friend of the friends of Dorothy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a safe space. Is that bunker ready yet? |
