Hitler Reacts to the DGs 2025 Trip Report
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Back 10 years after his last thoughts on the Mal de Mers. The DGs 2025 trip report is requested
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have received the DGs 2025 trip report |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Mals had a winning trip |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | under the presidency of Dave Dallaway |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The boys recorded wins at football, tennis, hockey and cricket |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Eddie Gladden’s boys shot with accuracy and at a rapid rate |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What of the late night singing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | at the legendary Tregarthen’s Bar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | a problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Tregarthen’s bar was closed when the boys returned from town |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the lights were off and the shutters were down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unless your name is Chadwick, Galloway or Gibbs… leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is a complete outrage |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No late night libations for our sporting heroes is unacceptable |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Tregarthen’s Bar |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | is the heartbeat of the trip |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What did my loyal hierarchy do |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did we have an alternative plan |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | where did the boys get a drink |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, The Mermaid had a late license at the weekend |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck The Mermaid, we don’t need to line James Francis’ pockets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the Guinness was delicious down there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don’t care if there were half naked supermodels down there |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Mal de Mers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | drink at Tregarthen’s |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You cant have a sing song down at The Mermaid |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where did Simmo lead the Button Factory |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Young Tom Fields has his new song ‘Over the Irish Sea’ |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It has words and actions and he is so enthusiastic |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Chemical Ali’s Running Bear |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Pooley’s Chicago, the trunk road between Carlisle and Newcastle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No platform for our performers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Think of the great memories at that bar |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rob Epton eating a pasty to win The 300 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Legendary |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jakesy in his dressing gown, Elvis singing Kareoke |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My hierarchy, what of the missed hotel revenue |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Surely prices will go up next year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the new boys will have missed out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did Notty at least do the Tampax Factory |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You don’t smell very well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The situation will be resolved for next year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hierachy, a management change will be needed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get it fixed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least nothing else went wrong |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tregarthen’s always complete the room bill process with great efficiency |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and there were two boat trips |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for Smithy’s poop-deck |