Hitler Reacts to the Hamas Attack

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Hitler reacts to the Hamas attacks on Israel, a very Ben Shapiro take

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00:00 - 00:03The SS-Mohammedean Brigade
00:04 - 00:05has started
00:05 - 00:07its implementation
00:08 - 00:12of your Final Solution in Palestine
00:12 - 00:15but Jewish forces are about to retaliate in Gaza
00:17 - 00:19What about our American agents? The Squad?
00:19 - 00:21Or the Neoliberals who don't know they work for us?
00:24 - 00:26Dear leader, Biden...
00:27 - 00:28Biden
00:31 - 00:33Biden has agreed to give the Jews a
00:34 - 00:36another $100 billion in military aid
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Corbyn, Kendi, and Patrice Cullors leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you people fucking stupid?
01:15 - 01:17When I tried to gas the Jews
01:18 - 01:23I didn't fucking shout it in the streets of Sidney like drunken Jihadi pirates
01:25 - 01:28Your foolishness has doomed us all
01:29 - 01:31Even our allies in Bejing
01:31 - 01:34and Moscow are turning against us
01:34 - 01:37And that fucking Jew scum Ben Shapiro
01:37 - 01:40gains more sympathy with each rape you fools openly endorse
01:40 - 01:42Dear Leader, most of our Democrat allies have condemned-
01:42 - 01:46They've been giving money to you fools for years!
01:46 - 01:48The Palestinian cause has support among the young people
01:48 - 01:52Those feckless fools will latch on to any idiot "cause of the hour"
01:53 - 01:54Your young people are the fools shouting "gas the Jews"
01:56 - 01:57We hide our war crimes, you dumkopf!
01:57 - 02:00The SS didn't spend weeks hiding bodies of
02:00 - 02:03Poles and Jews so a moron like you could tell the world
02:04 - 02:08You don't tell the world you're going to kill the Jews
02:08 - 02:13You simply tell them you are reclaiming your rightful homeland
02:14 - 02:16and that you need living space
02:17 - 02:21due to a higher population density than Stalin's gulag's!
02:27 - 02:29The next generation of Nazis are fools
02:30 - 02:34We hid our war crimes in the 40s
02:34 - 02:36we made our lies easier to swallow
02:41 - 02:42Now our MAGA enemies
02:43 - 02:47will win the 2024 election because the lie that we support MAGA is now shattered
02:48 - 02:53German domination of Europe through the EU was my greatest masterpiece
02:54 - 02:56My banks achieved what my armies could not
02:56 - 02:59The Reich has prospered under our European Union
03:00 - 03:02Germany is the 3rd largest economy
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, Olaf Shultz still secretly supports us
03:14 - 03:16Germany will now fall to Brexit
03:19 - 03:23My universities in America are losing donors
03:25 - 03:26And Trump is up in the polls
03:31 - 03:33You fools have sealed our fate
03:40 - 03:46Socialist Antisemitism peaked in 2020-2022, and will die because you fools showed our hand
03:46 - 03:49Too impatient to let the Democrats do our work for us
03:53 - 03:56Now America will rise again.