The Fuhrer Learns that the F15E is delayed
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April 1945. Hitler is informed by his top advisors that the early access release of the F15E Strike Eagle by Razbam is delayed
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Eagle Dynamics launched a major publicity and hype campaign that exceeded all expectations |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Activity in the forums reached a fever pitch |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and preorders skyrocketed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We told them things like release is "imminent" and "coming in hot" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but then Razbam teased a release in July |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | but didn't we promise release |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in two weeks? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we still |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we still have no release date |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we don't know when we'll have one |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Wags, NineLine and BIGNEWY, stay. Everyone else, dismissed.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is why I made myself clear! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I made myself clear! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | TWO WEEKS! No exceptions! Now you want me to tell our |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | paying customers that there still |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | is no date!? We thanked them for their passion and support! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now they are going to demand refunds! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'll claim we don't know how to communicate |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that it was all part of a sinister conspiracy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader! The Strike Eagle has very complex systems |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who cares! What does that matter? Even 1C could have delivered |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, it has a fully modeled AN/APG-70 Radar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody will be able to figure out how to use that properly anyway! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Most people |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | cannot even cold start |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | such a complex aircraft, much less take off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or navigate and don't even begin to tell me about |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the avionics and weapons systems! They're all wannabes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who will spend money on anything that is new and shiny. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You did this because you wanted to release |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the Sinai map first, true!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now that they can blow up the Great Pyramid of Giza |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what will we tell them next? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we even tried to distract them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | with news of the Mig-17F |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | so that people who are more excited about the F-4 can dream of something to shoot! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This happens with every single module and early access |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We give the module to Youtubers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They expect release in TWO WEEKS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Spudknocker even released a Cold Start video! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't be sad, it wasn't an official cold start video from Wags |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | this time, we even gave the module |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to Youtubers with only a handful of subscribers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and the Grim Reapers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they're even making videos |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | of the Strike Eagle dogfighting X-Wings |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and dropping bombs on flying helicopters |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | discount all modules for a summer sale. |